And Billy, in your 92 wins over me in our hypothetical 100 game matchup, how many would:
-You win because I died of a heart-attack and was auto-booted.

Hopefully none, but you never know!

-You lose because I cheated?

I don't think you're smart enough to cheat. So probably none.

Chat from Billy Walsh vs GMontag:

Billy: fu
GMontag: lol, whats the matter, the best player in warlight can't beat me?
B: u cheat
B: cant beat a cheater
GM: right, because, as a cheater, I'm willingly losing enough games to be stuck in the mid 30's on the ladder

Chat from Billy Walsh vs John

Billy: nice luck
John: yes 100% luck
Billy: 80%
TURN 15
John: gg
John: just checked the cumulative luck graph....luck.

Chat from Billy Walsh vs Sir F Bombs:

F Bombs: it looks like it. Are you waiting to surrender for stats?
Billy: hoping u have a heart attack
Billy: and auto boot
F Bombs: lol nice

Chat from Billy Walsh vs jasdanmoo

Billy: u lost
Billy: just surrender
jasdan: huh?

(jasdanmoo won soon after)

Chat from Billy Walsh vs Samantha:

Sam: i think I got you
Sam: i'm at 27
Billy: i'm at 47

(Billy really had 20)

I was joking on every single one of those. That's why people respond with 'lol'

Actually, Sir F bombs was the only one who responded wiht lol. And I knew you were joking on that one. Just proving John's point.

Consider this a placeholder post for something I would say insulting your intelligence that would get me suspended but I don't want to get suspended so I'm just going to make this post.

kthxbye

P.S. You're not very bright.

Billy, I responded with "lol" because I was laughing *at* you, not with you.

ok cool i have another person to add to my 'has no sense of humor' list

I find it impossible to believe that you were joking in the GMontag & John games. Especially since you and John are arguing on the triple pick thread about whether or not John was lucky in that game: http://warlight.net/Forum/Thread?ThreadID=4999

If you really were joking on the GMontag game, then your sense of humor sucks. I'll buy you a joke book for Christmas.

I got a secret for u einstein: this whole thread is a joke

NO WAY! I HAD NO IDEA!

I'm killing it

...

Looks more like they were each killing you.

Go ahead and watch the games. He didn't surrender because he's done with this thread, he's quitting because he can't maintain the pretense of being a great player with all the losses he was about to take anyway.

Wrong on all counts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxUZuoDQgas

why are you all ganging up on billy, are you mad that hes better than you

Interesting observation, I hadn't thought of that.

It is only people worse that me that are hating on me. The good players either don't care or help me.

ive beaten you twice and i be hatin on you, how do you explain that? is it just the 2 out of 100 times i beat you happened to be the first 2?

he threw you a bone

is that what you did to me to?

1 v 1 ladder: Not Ranked with a rating of 1597. Best rating ever: 1703, best rank ever: 28th

Your record speaks for itself. You're exactly the kind of person I was referring to. You want to believe you're better than me but deep down you know that you're not - so you lash out at me to make yourself feel better. Hope it works.