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The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 17:19:13


Richard Sharpe
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In my first thread, I challenge the crowd to a game of wits. Can you follow my tried and true posting method to make a point and win the argument (even if nobody is arguing with you)?

The Game:
1- Comment on any thread on the forum.
2- Introduce your comment with the acronym ARS ("As Richard Sharpe," pronounced "arse").
3- Points are based on a 0-10 scale per post.
4- The more sharpesque you are, the more points you get.
5- A winner will be declared in one week.

Structure of Comment:
1- No more than three sentences.
2- No more than two lines.

Substance of Comment:
1- Comment on anything you find questionable, disagreeable, illogical or confusing.
2- The more you don't understand something, the more suitable a sharpesque comment truly is.
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 17:22:42


Richard Sharpe 
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Really I am touched by all this.

Unfortunately, you can't truly imitate me without being a member. Shame you are too much of a cheapskate to show the true dedication I would expect of such an acolyte.
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 17:26:25


Clifford The Big Red Dog 
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you should have put ars in front im sure that would be worth some points
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 17:27:55


Richard Sharpe 
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Good call Ryan! That's what I get for posting before reading, another thing he should add to his list!
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 17:32:24


awesomely bitchtastic beta 2.o
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Your grading people on starting arguments?
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 17:32:32


Richard Sharpe
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^^ Notice the perfect structure of the first post. If he had written ARS, it'd be worth 8 points (not enough empty words, see below)!

More pointers:

Line 1: Introduce the subject of your comment (1-2 sentences).
Line 2: Conclude your main point (1-2 sentences).
The tricky part: Whichever line has 2 sentences must include your attack on the person.
Grammatical points to remember: Space fillers (empty words/phrases that add nothing to overall meaning) and outdated idioms are most sharpesque.
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 17:40:10


Richard Sharpe 
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I'm going to be rather sad when my little acolyte inevitably gets banned...
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 17:48:44


Moros 
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Richard, this must stop.




(sorry, I couldn't resist myself)
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 18:07:12


ericleb010 
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This is hilarious.
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 18:11:40


♦CPU♦ World Dominator 
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He even copied Richard's stats into his bio!
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 18:39:08

Tolni
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More like Richard Farce, AMIRITE?
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 19:03:36


Ⓖ. Ⓐrun 
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who is he though?
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 19:04:44


Richard Sharpe 
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Arun,

It's AgressiveNumbers and/or Nike. They weren't exactly discrete about it...

hey nike sign on check the RSP internal 3v3 game chat were about to screw with richard alittle and you gotta read the chat before yu give us away

http://warlight.net/Forum/Thread.aspx?ThreadID=4303&Offset=20
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 19:09:43


Ineffable 
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this is funny I just read this http://warlight.net/Forum/Thread.aspx?ThreadID=4304 and I saw Richard's comment and I said to myself what an ass and now I see other people feel the same way
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 19:15:01


Ⓖ. Ⓐrun 
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ahh, but he was obviously alerting you to it

i think it must have been nike then, unless thats what awesomeguy wants us to think....
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 19:28:11


Gnullbegg 
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I doubt it's one of those two. This guy's style of writing appears to be beyond their capabilities.
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 19:50:07


Ⓖ. Ⓐrun 
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at first i suspected rvw but then i realised he was almost a sort of unofficial admin, so it wouldnt be his style
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 20:26:05


Richard Sharpe 
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I'm a little disappointed... he already appears to have given up. I expected far more entertainment out of this!
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 23:13:07


ericleb010 
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This guy's style of writing appears to be beyond their capabilities.


That's a good point... could be anyone else in their clan, but the same argument could apply.

at first i suspected rvw


Hahaha, what?
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/20/2012 23:31:16


{rp} hay 
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A Richard Sharpe imitator? I feel stupid. It took me like five minutes to understand O_o
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/21/2012 00:22:11


AWESOMEGUY 
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Who, me? I don't know whether to feel pleased or insulted to be mistaken as RvW. It is true we may share some traits in characteristics of speech, but we are two different people (last time I checked). Unless, of course I misinterpreted your comment, Arun? I'm not sure what you are saying.
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/21/2012 01:29:52


Richard Sharpe 
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Awesomeguy, I am pretty sure he meant Agressivenumbers, not you
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/21/2012 01:39:56


Richard Sharpe 
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Wow, the fake account was actually banned. Of course, the original goes unscathed meaning there was no actual punishment...
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/21/2012 02:44:04


{RSP} Nike
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Why am I being accused by this?
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/21/2012 02:49:39


{RSP} Nike
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I'm as surprised as my profile picture :O
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/21/2012 02:57:28


Richard Sharpe 
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Nike, the accusation comes thanks to Agressive's obvious comment directed towards you about 'messing' with me. Didn't seem your style, though the competent typing shown is probably why your name was thrown into the mix.

Frankly, it's pretty obvious that it was Agressive, not that he will be punished for it.
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/21/2012 04:22:54


Kenny • apex 
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Why can't I stop laughing at this thread!?
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/21/2012 04:33:19


Eman20 
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buhhahaha hilarious!
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/21/2012 06:22:42


{RSP} Nike
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I thought it was quite funny though. Ah well someone duped me once too. :P
The Richard Sharpe Imitation Game: 8/21/2012 06:31:18


{RSP} Nike
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ARS
This is funny.
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