So... I just drank a greedy amount of coffee and I'm starting to feel the super effects
1. I'm shaking right now
2. I have a headache but it feels good
3. My head feels like it's spinning when I lay it down
4. A small part hopes I could die from this
5. Life is short and you shouldn't play it safe
6. No regrets

Anybody else done this before?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7HByZX6PLbI

It's not a lie
Drinking caffeine like that definitely makes you feel intoxicated

I don't feel much difference from coffee or tea

I'm not talking about a sip of coffee, just like you won't get drunk off of a shot of vodka

I'm talking about making super black coffee, and drinking 3 pots of it

That would be the affects of caffeine taking place

Can I taste some coffee from your plantations Cacao? I heard it is best in the whole Cacaocian Empire

I don't think I've ever gotten a 'coffee buzz' before.

@Berdan
Sorry, you're from Poland and therefore are not familiar with the most spoken languages in the world.
But we only produce chocolate from our thousands of acres of CACAO Trees, which are used to produce chocolate and not coffee.
Africa produces coffee, hence why they're so black.

Sorry for that mistake Emperor. Happens to the best of us.

Do you think there's hope for me, o'mighty Emperor?

No, unfortunately you're kind has been scrubbed countless times, but you're still there

It's like a stain on Europe

I was never proud of being polish. Living here sucks. There's literally nothing good about it. polish culture, mentality, way of thinking is distant to me.

I can't even trust my own family, so that tells a lot. Everyone around is just waiting to take advantage of you.

Sounds like most of the world.

Haha, how old are you, Emperor? I'm guessing 18?