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Random Funny Joke #1: 6/8/2010 19:02:17


joboo1979
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Post your gags here! (Just for fun). Here's mine:

Q: Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?

A: Fo' drizzle!

HA!
Random Funny Joke #1: 6/9/2010 12:37:03


CuChulainn 
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...maybe he's the 7th Doctor...
Random Funny Joke #1: 6/10/2010 08:24:31

Guderian 
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Hmm, you started out with Snoop...

Q: What does Snoop Dog use to wash his whites?

A: Bleeaaaach!
Random Funny Joke #1: 6/10/2010 12:23:03

Rommel779
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What do gay horses eat?

Haaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Random Funny Joke #1: 6/10/2010 13:46:43


joboo1979
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A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?
Random Funny Joke #1: 6/17/2010 18:38:48


joboo1979
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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Random Funny Joke #1: 6/19/2010 05:02:35


Sir Tigerius
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A woman walks into a bar with a pig.

The bar tender says, "Where'd you get the goat?"

The woman replies, "It's not a goat it's a pig!"

The bar tender looks at her and says, "I Was talking to the pig."
Random Funny Joke #1: 6/20/2010 13:40:35

Kamin
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Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?

A: "Keep the tip."
Random Funny Joke #1: 6/21/2010 17:35:46


joboo1979
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Q: How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his whopper!
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