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Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/6/2014 15:18:56


Moros 
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I saw this game on 9gag and I thought it might be fun to try it out on the forum. This is like "So the question is?", but you instead write a paragraph about a person named John. You can make it as realistic or ridiculous as you want.
RULES:
John can't die.
No aliens.
Write no less than 3 but no more than 10 lines of text.
Make whatever you write fit with what the previous people wrote.

I will begin:

King John IX of Zutopia was a great ruler. His friends honoured him, his enemies feared him, and his citizens adored him. He was 20 years old and had just succeeded his father who died in a hunting accident a week ago. He had yet to pick a wife.
One day, a mysterious knight showed up at his court. When he took off his helmet, his face seemed familiar but John could not recall where he had seen it before.

Edited 4/6/2014 15:19:38
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/6/2014 15:24:23


♈§IRIÜS♈ 
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John realized that the knight is the guy that he loved 10 years ago when he visited Thailandia. So, he decided not to search for a wife, but a husband. Then, he picked out the ring in his pocket and put it on the knight's hand. The knight chopped John's head off and John picked his head up and and put it back on. Then, the knight chopped John's head off and John picked his head up again.

P.S. John is immortal =D

Edited 4/6/2014 15:28:46
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/6/2014 15:28:22


almosttricky 
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Wow, that got weird really fast.
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/6/2014 15:28:55


Darkpie 
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The knights refusal of the proposal in that rude manner angered King John. Although his old love had become a knight, he was still a commoner in the eyes of the court and King John. John ordered that the knights head be cut off and then he went up in his tower and wept for three days and three nights. He vowed to never be taken in by love again.

Damn Sirius you changed it -.- (changed mine so it kinda fits yours :P)

Edited 4/6/2014 15:32:21
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/6/2014 15:29:49


♈§IRIÜS♈ 
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:/ i thought it has to be wierd.... -_-"
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/6/2014 15:36:07


♈§IRIÜS♈ 
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Days after days, King John regretted his decision of cutting the knights' heads off. So, he order the soldiers to dig them up from the tomb. After that, he casted a spell which enabled the knights to put their heads back and become alive again.

P.S. The knights have also become immortal!! + i watched too many scary movies today...

Edited 4/6/2014 15:37:58
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/6/2014 16:44:47


Moros 
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(so, he was 10 when he fell in love with the knight?)

The people were frightened by the resurrection of the knight. They had seen no magic before in their lifetimes, and greatly feared it. There were revolutions in all of Zutopia, accusing the king of witchcraft and demanding that he surrenders the throne to his brother Belthusalanthalus, who was only 5 years old.
But suddenly a different knight appeared at the court and claimed that the death of John's father was not caused by a hunting accident.

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Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/6/2014 17:28:44


☁WARLORD♥t(ಥ۾ಥt)SirℜicharD✠[WOLF]☁
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Later that day around 5 pm montain troll time in the other side of the kingdom a army of trolls and gaints, crazy beast. Massed saying " we want the half bate aka belth ( belthusalanthaulas). In the zutopia population there are only 10,000,000 men and women, in the land of
Kakashoo there ruffly 90,000,000. Bcuz they reporduce 9x faster then humans but are dumber and less wise. Plus they have one queen that makes all the offspring ( like ants ). The king is a human sized deman that as a fire woop and a sword made from the volcano of nolayia. The troll army is very armored the soldiers are 10 ft tall. Thet have evil beast made from dust. The humans are unaware


( ya

Edited 4/6/2014 17:30:42
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/6/2014 20:01:31


<SNinja>gg
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king john heard of this army coming his way. he sent the knight with his newly reattached head to scout it out. When this knight returned with a army of trolls and goblins king john was very surprised! meanwhile the peasants rebellion had come to protesting! imagine that. king john could not read even though his mother had tried to teach him too. so the scribbles on the signs meant nothing to him. if he could have read he would know that they are warning him not to reanimate corpses.
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/6/2014 22:34:35


Taishō 
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But since he couldn't read, he decided to reanimate more corpses, this time of the dead who had not been born yet and summoned a great dead leader from the future called Put-tin. Put-tin called on his great wisdom as a benevolent dictator and summoned an army of bear-riding knights to crush the peasant rebellion mercilessly. He then advised King John to revoke the spell he had cast on his former love, which he did, causing his head to fall off and him to die. The trolls, fearing this sorcery, fled like whipped dogs. Put-tin then purposed to King John, who tearfully accepted.
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/7/2014 02:04:11


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(purposed? I think you may have meant proposed :P)

A few weeks after the engagement, the day the whole kingdom of Zutopia had been waiting for had come, the day of King John's marriage to Put-tin. However, rather than the beautiful day King John had wished for, it was a stormy day with no end to the downpour. King John was still determined to have his wedding that day, and so he decided to use his magic powers against God to force him to stop the storm.....

Edited 4/7/2014 02:04:36
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/7/2014 04:25:43


<SNinja>gg
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the attacked was not happy with this so he decided to change the feelings of the king john to a straight man! with this king john broke the engagement and put-tin died on the spot... or so king john thought. you see up in the mountains a troll enchanter looked through his looking ball and saw this happen. before put-tin "died" he actually knocked him out with a spell. then in the middle of the night put-tin woke up in the very modern morgue and walked to the mountains...
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/7/2014 05:00:11


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Put-tin had been brainwashed, and remembered nothing of his previous life! He had a completely new memory in which he had fought his way up the ranks of the troll army, and he was now their general. He also hated King John a lot, and he took the troll army through the mountains to the other side of Zutopia to fight the King's army. He had only one goal in mind: To kill King John.....
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/7/2014 05:16:15


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king john seeing his predicament fled to the "nearby" land of zambabwa and disguised himself as a peasant. unfortunately in zambabwa the king can take any peasants as working slaves. on that day the king ordered a new batch of slaves. the king did not believe that john was a king and put him to work.

meanwhile in zutopia the surviving peasants were turned into trolls! but they remembered the past.

Edited 4/7/2014 14:38:03
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/7/2014 15:26:07


Belgian Gentleman 
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His cat Garfield came to him with lasagna. John didn't loved him very well and smashed Garfield out. When Odie came to the palaca of John, it was also being kicked out.

Garfield prepared a sneeky plan on John. John will be attacked with lasagna in the early morning.

Edited 4/7/2014 15:30:46
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/7/2014 15:39:10


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(You do realize that John no longer has a palace, and is no longer a king but a common slave?)
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/7/2014 15:50:28


<SNinja>gg
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when john woke up from this strage dream of having a "cat" as he was calling it and a "dog" he was installed in the army and quickly rose to the top. in this way he became a general and was ready to beat up those trolls if ever they found him. but he was still a slave! years past and here we are. at the king of zambawa's wedding... and yes he is straight
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/7/2014 20:57:59


Moros 
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At the wedding ceremony, a carrier pigeon flew in from Zutopia. Because the king of Zambabwa had an odd tradition of releasing one secret message to the public whenever he wed (which was very often, as the Zambabwans were all polygamous), in honour of the great knight Sno-den who died trying to protect the carrier pigeons.
Anyway, the message was that the great nation of Zutopia was now almost fully under troll control. General Put-tin was still trying to find and kill king John, while the resistance against the trolls was led by Belthusalanthalus, who was now ten years old but a military genius, as he grew up in war and surrounded by knowledge. When John heard the message, he decided to go back to Zutopia with his army of Zambabwians. When the king of Zambabwa objected, he resurrected the previous king of Zambabwa, who was now king again and out of gratitude for John released him of slavery.

Edited 4/7/2014 21:03:18
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/7/2014 22:24:58


Pax Lucis
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During the long time john spent as a slave, he learned a lot. He learned a spell that changed anything living into a human. He practiced this spell to make sure he got it right, and he perfected it. Soon he taught all of his Zambabwa men this spell, and they were ready to fight!
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/8/2014 00:38:22


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the gods of zambawa were not pleased with the new king and so took away the knowledge of the spell from king john and his men. and the new kings sanity. king john saw his opportunity to please the zambawa gods and fought the king. the gods were NOT pleased though as the king was the last of the heirs of neptu son of the sea god (percy jackson!) just kidding it was the god of storm and drought the most important god as they suffered both terrible floods from he sea and great drought of water where it was not killing them. as a history lesson there are three main gods/goddess. neptue lord of storm and drought. klefi goddess of the seasons. as you might expect she is also very important. plus she is married to neptu. and rafi god of fertility. there are six in the next tier of importance. but i will right a google doc on that sometime

Edited 4/8/2014 16:12:31
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/8/2014 17:02:36


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hey guys i have made a (probably terrible) back story for the deities of the land here it is

Millions of years ago there were two deities in their infant years with a playground of matter. These were the god Neptue who had control of the weather and Klefi goddess of the seasons. Together they formed the lands now known as Zambawa and Zeptuna. as they grew they stopped changing the land as drastically making life easier on man. Neptue and Klefi were married at the common age for gods to be married. (10 million ages as it is called) Their first born Rafi god of fertility blessed the lands of Zambawa and zeptuna. By doing this though created the great dessert. At the age of 9 million ages Rafi went out into the world to find a bride. Across the endless ocean he found the god Howlai which translates to “the one”. Although he has a imortal family he has all of the powers. in exchange for the control of Zeptuna he gave his daughter Imora who then became the goddess of culture and friendship. (As well as the first god of the second tier of importance) Imora and Rafi had a son alai god of love. Neptue and Klefi had a daughter named heckles goddess of war. at the age of 5 million ages Heckales launched an attack on Howlai to regain control of zeptuna to give to her suitor Amal god of the hunt from across the endless sea. However the attack failed. Neptue banished Heckales and Amal. they were married at the age of 8 million ages. while in banishment they had a son Reven son of revenge. Howlai attacked in revenge and Neptue asked Heckales Amal and Reven to come back and help. it has been an unending war ever sense
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/9/2014 01:17:13


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Operating in the shadows, the Mangals horde rose to 100 million men in their army. They quickly took down the troll armies and put a puppet ruler into office in zutopia. They then pushed into zambabwa for the final battle against long John for control of the hepatitia river Valley. If successful, they would proceed to make worship free and would not force religion to be practiced. And Other stuff.
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/9/2014 02:00:00


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(really? that's lame. where did the mongol horde come from? in all of my posts I have left it open to go many ways... how does it yours fit in? well ohh well what's done is done)
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/9/2014 02:12:01


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But the Mangals (not to be confused with the Mongols) did not succeed. You see, Zambabwa was notorious for having very attractive women, so attractive that King John abandoned his taste for burly men like Put-tin and turned into a whoring ladies man. This suit the women of Zambabwa well, because such men were viewed highly in society.

So the Mangals came to conquer land and instead ended up conquering brothels, but the trolls had been defeated, so King John (newly reinstated as ruler of Zutopia) garnered Ganghias with the highest honors and finally sired a son or rather dozens of sons with women from Zambabwa.

All was well in the kingdom until one day, Put-tin returned bearing a child, claiming it to be King John's first born son and rightful heir to Zutopia...
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/9/2014 17:04:30

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At this point an asteroid was spotted, capable of wiping out everyone in Zutopia. There was 3 hours to either evacuate Zutopia or use magic to stop the asteroid. A plan was needed, so John scrapped everything that had gone before to draw up some very quick plans.
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/11/2014 21:04:43


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Little to John's knowledge, this was no ordinary asteroid. While John and Zutopia's top scientists and magicians were working on building a device that could harness the asteroids energy and send it floating in midair, a group of Mangal saboteurs had breached the circle of elite magicians and were posing as sorcerers. The Mangal saboteurs put a spell on the asteroid harnessers John had ordered for. Chanting in ancient Mangalese, they rigged the asteroid harnessers to blow up the asteroid in midair, so it would destroy Zambawa's armies and glorious kingdom that the Mangals so bitterly envied. The Zambawans were told that the asteroid harnessers were now being rigged to point at the Mangalese camp several outside Zambawa's capital city, Tunkusku. So then the Zambawans partied and cheered about what great victory was to be won. And when they saw the asteroids coming, they roared in approval. "Hooray! Death to the foolish Mangals!" They exclaimed. When the asteroid was in close enough, the town blew to pieces. None survived but the spies, who fled the land earlier, and John, who sought revenge...
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/13/2014 20:31:39


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John traveled long and far, searching for any sign of human life. Unfortunately for him, every human being to the south of Zambawa had been obliterated. He had only survived by being a few miles North of where the asteroid had blown the town of Zambawa to pieces. His only thoughts were to seek revenge from those that had taken his 51 sons from him, alongside his 80 or so mistresses. His only consolation was that Put-tin was finally dead, but that was barely any consolation at all. As John kept travelling, he finally found signs of life in.......
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/14/2014 11:18:32


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John then was kidnapped by Kim Jong-un and taken to the Evil Mumbo Jumbo Castle and was tortured then Obama rescued John and they flew back to the White House and there Obama offered John a Job,be a Spy then John accepted and was renamed to Agent J and there J was sent to Crimea to liberate it from the Hands of the Dread Lord Putin but Putin has sent the Battalion to defend Crimea suddenly J had an Idea about seducing Putin's Wife then put some Weird Shit Ass Mind Control Chip on her Brain but J had a Better Idea,he would just walk into the Kremlin as a Russian Soldier then shoot Putin and after J followed his Successful Plan he assassinated Putin and was the Ruler of Russia then Obama and J had Sex for Eternity......

(LOL)
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/14/2014 19:19:29


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then he woke up from his dream to no humanity (i am breaking the rules to stop this from going horribly)
Add a paragraph to this story!: 4/14/2014 23:36:52


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then John walked outside seeing New York in Ruins then he remembered a Word "Light shall come in the Highest Tower of the Ruins of Great" then he quickly stared at the World Trade Center and there John climbed it.When John reached the Top,he saw a Light and there a Helicopter appeared and John screamed for Help,the Pilot heard John's Screams for Help and quickly landed on the Rooftop.2 Weeks later,John now works for the US Government and is part of the Survivors Rescue Division (SRD)........
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