Okay, I feel underrepresented as a player.

Starting a new thread for the Player's Union. Below is where we list our demands of the league, without, we lockout.

What is our first demand?

haha we actually waited for a thread like this to appear, i didnt think it would happen so soon.

yes push rights for players i am being undervalued and by the categories which means i get low pay and also means i can,t bargain easily because a label is on me and they can get it somewhere else.

I demand:

|>a bowl of red starbursts an hour and four minutes before every game.
|>a small woman to walk on my back 32 minutes before every game.
|>a case of citrus drop (in cans) on the right side of a bag of cool rand doritos. These cans must be spraypained and arranged in a smiley face.
|>a new hat, of which I will call my winning hat.
|>a radio set up in the enemy teams base camp blaring nothing but smooth jazz, as to calm them and make them lazy.
|>a unicorn of the orange variety, which I will ride into the sunset with each win.
|>control of the other players accounts, so I can make the other team surrender each first turn.

Once these demands are met, I will begin to play dodgeball.

My only real demand is to keep the boot times at >2.5 days. Perhaps provide incentives for fast play, or punish slow play with penalties less severe than boot. Example, impose a delay of game monetary fine if multiple turns take too long.

Seems we ought to go for 3 boot then.

Hopefully, everyone will move fast most of the time - the 3 day setting is to avoid booting anyone during weekends etc.

NoobSchool - surely you can fund all that out of your salary?

Ironheart - win your games, then managers will pay you more. I found that once you beat players a few times, they conclude you must be good.