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Best Turkish rants: 9/13/2018 16:24:07


Rogue NK
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I just came across some hilariously delusional and pompous comments from Turks.

"I'm talking about Turks. When they attack their enemy, it's an relentless tornado, terrifying sea, and ruthless lightning; but when next to a friend or an enemy without a weapon, a Turk is a dawn wind and a clear and calm lake. To change this dawn wind into a tornado and lightning and to change this calm lake into a boiling sea would be a mistake which hurts nature itself.''-Tasso(Italian Poet)

"We as a minority in Europe have right for self rule, we will establish a small Turkey in Europe"

My favorite Turkish slurs are "Gayreek"-used when describing a Greek and "Turd" used when describing a Kurd.

It is comedy gold. If anybody else finds overly nationalistic comments from irrelevant countries then please post them. I could see being patriotic about the USA, Russia, China, or EU because they are serious powers but Turkey is nothing.

If anyone else has delusional, nationalistic rants then I would love to read them.

Edited 9/13/2018 16:58:42
Best Turkish rants: 9/13/2018 18:06:51

Sbirulino is challenged. Respectfully.
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They already have small 'Turkey's' in Europe. They are called ghettoes. Congratulations to the Turks.

I also find the notion of Turd hilarious, as it is somewhat more fitting on themselves.

Edited 9/13/2018 18:10:12
Best Turkish rants: 9/15/2018 06:17:57


Basil [♆] Berylium
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Bolivian: Bolita (Testicles, more specifically the smell)
Mexican: Mexi + Narco (Mexican + Narcotrafficker)
Paraguayan: Paragua (Umbrella)
Brazilian: Brazuca (Not sure from where it comes, mainly used in soccer)
Best Turkish rants: 9/15/2018 18:58:24


Жұқтыру
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IM NOT FROM BALKAN, AND I HEARD THAT THE BULGARO-ALBANO-TURKO-SERBIAN PEOPLE FROM VARDARSKA (FYROM) HAVE DISCOVERED AMERICA, OPS! MACEDONIA IN 1944…..THE YEAR TITO BEGUN HIS PROAGANDA FOR THE EXISTENCE OF A "MACEDONIAN NATION" AND CHANGED THE NAME OF THIS NEWBORN COUNTRY (ABOUT 10 YEARS OLD COUNTRY) "VARDARSKA", AND CALLED HIS COUNTRY "MACEDONIA". THESE FOOLS SLAVS FROM VARDARSKA, ARE KIDDING THE WORLD TO BE MACEDONIANS…..ISN'T THAT JUNKY???.....BUT WHO THE FCK IS GONNA BELIEVE 'EM???
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