I have been playing this game since November 2012 but I am still piss poor at it.

For the last few years I have been trying to make multiple accounts to hit #1 on the ladder but I always fail because I'm a shit player. My best ever is #4 but I know I am much better than that.

I have a very big ego, this failure is making me very bitter and as a result I always find myself worshipping the better players on this site and trying to dick measure the lesser players and tell them how much better I am to make myself feel better.

I don't see myself being able to quit this game anytime soon. I feel very inferior to players who have been able to get #1 on the ladder. Please help.

Edited 8/26/2018 00:08:57

You can't even remember your own ladder stats? You hit #3, not #4...

Im not sure about coaching but I wouldnt mind doing a 1v1 if you want. That way we both profit cuz you can see your current skill and I can feel good about myself beating up a fellow old timer from the old days :P

Really? I don't recall... Must have stalled my ass off to get that

You can't even remember your own ladder stats? You hit #3, not #4...

nauz hit #4

No, I most definitely hit #3 like two years ago. No stalling involved either I fear.

1 v 1 ladder:
Not Ranked with a rating of 0. Best rating ever: 2154, best rank ever: 3rd

Stilll a higher rank than Pulsey's ever had without stalling his ass off. Higher rating too. Someone should take him up on his offer, he needs the help.

I'm perfectly fine with not having a bunch of trophies I didn't earn. Pulsey's obsession with me though is kind of cute.

Edited 8/26/2018 00:47:44

Nauz I never mentioned you you self obsessed prick, get the hell out.

You have like 5 membership accounts and probably another 60. Surely you should find a new hobby that yields better reward for your time and gives you less stress.

I haven't been playing Warlight since I was 16 and its sad how much your poor skill level vexes you that you continually go out to dick measure.

Edited 8/26/2018 01:25:47

I don't recall finding Warzone stressful. I find it fun. Are you still sad no one praises you or rates you at all despite all the trophies you have? Go back to polishing them, maybe someone will notice them and give a shit about you briefly upon doing so. Probably not though.

I'm most certainly not "poor" at the game. Virtually no "dick measuring" either. Just me being blunt and calling things how I see them, I do that anywhere I post. I'm not the best at the game. Surely never will be. That's perfectly fine with me. I don't need to be the best to be have opinions or to vocalize them.

The only time I've posted anything about my skill at all on the forums was in response to someone far, far, worse than me trying to call me a poor player.

I don't boast and brag, I do insult people when I feel they have it coming.

Edited 8/26/2018 01:31:33

The fact that you even need to log into your Omniscent account, just to remind us that your best rank is #3 and not #4 is very proof of what I'm saying. (psst... nobody cares)

The difference between us is I've stopped playing WL for like 4 years now but you'v continued to obsess and stagnate at this game. Its a little pathetic, really. :(

Edited 8/26/2018 01:29:28

It's pathetic to enjoy playing a game for many years? That is what it it is afterall - a game. A hobby, something you partake in for fun.

I don't overly care about achievements or trophies - I play the game because I find it fun.

If I was half as obsessed with trophies as you were, I'd have them. I doubt anyone here other than you would even try to refute that I could easily get the 1v1, 2v2, and 3v3 trophies if I strongly desired them. Getting the 2v2 and 3v3 trophy doesn't even require being remotely decent, it just requires being carried by someone. Odin comes to mind as someone I've seen carry you in the past.

So you're going to make threads to call out all the longtime players?

I didn't think so.

Know what's a lot more pathetic? Making threads about people you're still obsessed with on a game you claim you don't play anymore.

Edited 8/26/2018 01:37:18

RNK? Doubtful. I've had more ladder success than him on literally every ladder except 3v3 which I have never played. I'm also 2-0 vs him. (Officially 1-1, but no one in their right mind will look at his boot win and refute I'd won the game before booting.)

Not sure how that's relevant though, you asked for people with 2000+ elos to play vs. you. I certainly match that criteria. I'm certainly far better than you

If this isn't dick measuring, I don't know what is.

I don't know why you care so much anyway, that you have to make all these accounts and post all the time.

Its not like your reputation is in dispute. Literally nobody thinks you are a good player.

No. Refuting something someone said by Benjamin is hardly the same as just going around and bragging.

He was the first to bring up skill, not me.

"Its not like your reputation is in dispute. Literally nobody thinks you are a good player."

I'm glad you think you speak for everyone.

Please, show me all the people who think you're a good player and that I am not.

I'm sure they can post for themselves.

I'll wait.

Edited 8/26/2018 01:40:51

I'v stopped playing WL and I don't care whether people think I'm good, or bad, or a staller, or whatever.

You on the other hand...

How does it feel to be a 30 something year old and still obsess over the opinions of random people on the internet? :'(

Edited 8/26/2018 01:43:27

Gets Popcorn

Nauz trolling has always been one of my favourite retirement past-times. ;)

"How does it feel to be a 30 something year old and still obsess over the opinions of random people on the internet? :'( "

Fairly sure I'm still in my 20's.

Fairly sure I don't give two shits what your opinion of me is.

The only obsession on display is yours - with me. You make threads talking shit while trying to claim you don't play the game and have moved on. You claim to speak for others, while spouting shit no one else agrees with.

Speaking of reputations not being in question: Yours is pretty clear. You're a two-bit hack who's opinion isn't worth the server space this thread is using up.



How's it feel to get lumped in with new phony?

Edited 8/26/2018 01:50:43

It feels good that people are still talking about me years after I've stopped playing the game.

Fairly sure I don't give two shits what your opinion of me is

Also feels good that you are continually making all these long winded responses filled with screenshots even though you say you don't care what I think. It entertains me greatly.

Edited 8/26/2018 02:04:31

@Pulsey: You should ask Blowfly to coach you.

If you are interested in practice games then I am always available for everybody except Nauz.

Why not Nauz? Because Nauz attacks at first contact on Battle Islands. Come on man.

@Nauz. If you respond then please state your response in the form of a question (Jeopardy style) and in the form of a meme. Otherwise, I won't read it. :)

I also just got a warning for calling you 'self obsessed p*'.

Did you report me because this is embarrassing for you? :(

Wouldn't surprise me since you have a history of upvoting your own posts and multiaccount downvoting opinions you don't like.