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Looking for WL coach: 8/26/2018 00:04:37

Pulsey
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I have been playing this game since November 2012 but I am still piss poor at it.

For the last few years I have been trying to make multiple accounts to hit #1 on the ladder but I always fail because I'm a shit player. My best ever is #4 but I know I am much better than that.

I have a very big ego, this failure is making me very bitter and as a result I always find myself worshipping the better players on this site and trying to dick measure the lesser players and tell them how much better I am to make myself feel better.

I don't see myself being able to quit this game anytime soon. I feel very inferior to players who have been able to get #1 on the ladder. Please help.

Edited 8/26/2018 00:08:57
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AWESOMEGUY 
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You can't even remember your own ladder stats? You hit #3, not #4...
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MrTrolldemort 
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Im not sure about coaching but I wouldnt mind doing a 1v1 if you want. That way we both profit cuz you can see your current skill and I can feel good about myself beating up a fellow old timer from the old days :P
Looking for WL coach: 8/26/2018 00:13:16

Pulsey
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Really? I don't recall... Must have stalled my ass off to get that
Looking for WL coach: 8/26/2018 00:15:02

Chicken
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You can't even remember your own ladder stats? You hit #3, not #4...


nauz hit #4
Looking for WL coach: 8/26/2018 00:39:22

Omniscient 
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No, I most definitely hit #3 like two years ago. No stalling involved either I fear.

1 v 1 ladder:
Not Ranked with a rating of 0. Best rating ever: 2154, best rank ever: 3rd

Stilll a higher rank than Pulsey's ever had without stalling his ass off. Higher rating too. Someone should take him up on his offer, he needs the help.

I'm perfectly fine with not having a bunch of trophies I didn't earn. Pulsey's obsession with me though is kind of cute.

Edited 8/26/2018 00:47:44
Looking for WL coach: 8/26/2018 01:21:38

Pulsey
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Nauz I never mentioned you you self obsessed prick, get the hell out.

You have like 5 membership accounts and probably another 60. Surely you should find a new hobby that yields better reward for your time and gives you less stress.

I haven't been playing Warlight since I was 16 and its sad how much your poor skill level vexes you that you continually go out to dick measure.

Edited 8/26/2018 01:25:47
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Nauzhror 
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I don't recall finding Warzone stressful. I find it fun. Are you still sad no one praises you or rates you at all despite all the trophies you have? Go back to polishing them, maybe someone will notice them and give a shit about you briefly upon doing so. Probably not though.

I'm most certainly not "poor" at the game. Virtually no "dick measuring" either. Just me being blunt and calling things how I see them, I do that anywhere I post. I'm not the best at the game. Surely never will be. That's perfectly fine with me. I don't need to be the best to be have opinions or to vocalize them.

The only time I've posted anything about my skill at all on the forums was in response to someone far, far, worse than me trying to call me a poor player.

I don't boast and brag, I do insult people when I feel they have it coming.

Edited 8/26/2018 01:31:33
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Pulsey
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The fact that you even need to log into your Omniscent account, just to remind us that your best rank is #3 and not #4 is very proof of what I'm saying. (psst... nobody cares)

The difference between us is I've stopped playing WL for like 4 years now but you'v continued to obsess and stagnate at this game. Its a little pathetic, really. :(

Edited 8/26/2018 01:29:28
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Nauzhror 
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It's pathetic to enjoy playing a game for many years? That is what it it is afterall - a game. A hobby, something you partake in for fun.

I don't overly care about achievements or trophies - I play the game because I find it fun.

If I was half as obsessed with trophies as you were, I'd have them. I doubt anyone here other than you would even try to refute that I could easily get the 1v1, 2v2, and 3v3 trophies if I strongly desired them. Getting the 2v2 and 3v3 trophy doesn't even require being remotely decent, it just requires being carried by someone. Odin comes to mind as someone I've seen carry you in the past.

So you're going to make threads to call out all the longtime players?

I didn't think so.

Know what's a lot more pathetic? Making threads about people you're still obsessed with on a game you claim you don't play anymore.

Edited 8/26/2018 01:37:18
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Pulsey
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RNK? Doubtful. I've had more ladder success than him on literally every ladder except 3v3 which I have never played. I'm also 2-0 vs him. (Officially 1-1, but no one in their right mind will look at his boot win and refute I'd won the game before booting.)

Not sure how that's relevant though, you asked for people with 2000+ elos to play vs. you. I certainly match that criteria. I'm certainly far better than you


If this isn't dick measuring, I don't know what is.
Looking for WL coach: 8/26/2018 01:37:53

Pulsey
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I don't know why you care so much anyway, that you have to make all these accounts and post all the time.

Its not like your reputation is in dispute. Literally nobody thinks you are a good player.
Looking for WL coach: 8/26/2018 01:38:39

Nauzhror 
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No. Refuting something someone said by Benjamin is hardly the same as just going around and bragging.

He was the first to bring up skill, not me.

"Its not like your reputation is in dispute. Literally nobody thinks you are a good player."

I'm glad you think you speak for everyone.

Please, show me all the people who think you're a good player and that I am not.

I'm sure they can post for themselves.

I'll wait.

Edited 8/26/2018 01:40:51
Looking for WL coach: 8/26/2018 01:41:16

Pulsey
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I'v stopped playing WL and I don't care whether people think I'm good, or bad, or a staller, or whatever.

You on the other hand...

How does it feel to be a 30 something year old and still obsess over the opinions of random people on the internet? :'(

Edited 8/26/2018 01:43:27
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Aura Guardian 
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Gets Popcorn
Looking for WL coach: 8/26/2018 01:46:14

Pulsey
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Nauz trolling has always been one of my favourite retirement past-times. ;)
Looking for WL coach: 8/26/2018 01:49:24

Nauzhror 
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"How does it feel to be a 30 something year old and still obsess over the opinions of random people on the internet? :'( "

Fairly sure I'm still in my 20's.

Fairly sure I don't give two shits what your opinion of me is.

The only obsession on display is yours - with me. You make threads talking shit while trying to claim you don't play the game and have moved on. You claim to speak for others, while spouting shit no one else agrees with.

Speaking of reputations not being in question: Yours is pretty clear. You're a two-bit hack who's opinion isn't worth the server space this thread is using up.



How's it feel to get lumped in with new phony?

Edited 8/26/2018 01:50:43
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Pulsey
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It feels good that people are still talking about me years after I've stopped playing the game.

Fairly sure I don't give two shits what your opinion of me is


Also feels good that you are continually making all these long winded responses filled with screenshots even though you say you don't care what I think. It entertains me greatly.

Edited 8/26/2018 02:04:31
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Rogue NK
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@Pulsey: You should ask Blowfly to coach you.

If you are interested in practice games then I am always available for everybody except Nauz.

Why not Nauz? Because Nauz attacks at first contact on Battle Islands. Come on man.

@Nauz. If you respond then please state your response in the form of a question (Jeopardy style) and in the form of a meme. Otherwise, I won't read it. :)
Looking for WL coach: 8/26/2018 02:06:34

Pulsey
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I also just got a warning for calling you 'self obsessed p*'.

Did you report me because this is embarrassing for you? :(

Wouldn't surprise me since you have a history of upvoting your own posts and multiaccount downvoting opinions you don't like.
Looking for WL coach: 8/26/2018 02:21:13


The Last Kiss
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"Wouldn't surprise me since you have a history of upvoting your own posts and multiaccount downvoting opinions you don't like."

Translation: My name is Pulsey, and I have a history of making baseless accusations.

Fizzer removes the ability to upvote posts when people misuse the system. I've never had such punishment leveled at me. Guess why? I don't upvote or downvote posts. I think it's a stupid system, and I'd remove it because it's only used as a popularity contest as opposed to being used for its intended purpose.

I've also never, once, reported anyone for insulting me. I'm plenty capable of receiving repercussions for the shit I dish out.

As for RNK: No worries, I'd never ask someone that goes full Boston and blames their opponents for being "unpredictable" when they lose to them for advice. You played greedy and got punished for it. No one else who watches that game is going to agree with your narrow minded view.
Looking for WL coach: 8/26/2018 03:05:54


Benjamin628 
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I think Gnuffone could've done all he did in warlight without cheating or stalling (except Season 14), just saying so you don't need to trash someone who isn't around to defend themselves.
Looking for WL coach: 8/26/2018 03:27:59


Cowboy 
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Way to throw AG under the bus nauz, lmao.

You keep up bringing up your skill doing runs, but honestly, there's really not enough information about you to know how good you actually are. You've done well on ladders, but you've never stuck it out. You quit the MDL almost immediately. Never impressed on the RTL.

You're good, but you're not near as good as you think you are.

Also, why does pulsey keep threads like this going? Everyone loves them, and you always fall for them ;)
Looking for WL coach: 8/26/2018 03:33:29


The Last Kiss
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Really?

Name one thing he achieved that's impressive that didn't involve cheating.

I'll wait.

Pulsey tries claiming nonsense like this:

" I always find myself worshipping the better players on this site " (Go find any instance of me doing this. I challenge you to do so.)

Funny thing is that you Benjamin, do in fact do that.

Gnuffone's a good player. He is not, and was not, ever, a top-tier player.

"You're good, but you're not near as good as you think you are."

I disagree. People think, I think, I am better, than I do.

Manager's League, everyone else put me in a higher tier than I put myself. Literally, every other judge ranked me higher than I ranked myself. I know I'm good at the game. I know roughly who I am better than, equal to, and worse than. To some degree such comparisons are completely subjective and hard to judge due to the wide array of templates and lack of large sample sizes of head to head matchups, but I do not remotely consider myself to be one of the sites best players. I also, certainly, don't worship the sites best players like Pulsey likes to claim. I call out the top players on a regular basis when I think they're wrong.

Edited 8/26/2018 03:38:32
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Aura Guardian 
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Nauz, you do realize pulsey is just sticking coins in you and watching you whirl.
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The Furious Logan
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I have been playing this game since November 2012 but I am still piss poor at it.

For the last few years I have been trying to make multiple accounts to hit #1 on the ladder but I always fail because I'm a shit player. My best ever is #4 but I know I am much better than that.

I have a very big ego, this failure is making me very bitter and as a result I always find myself worshipping the better players on this site and trying to dick measure the lesser players and tell them how much better I am to make myself feel better.

I don't see myself being able to quit this game anytime soon. I feel very inferior to players who have been able to get #1 on the ladder. Please help.




dude its about time for so long you have stayed in the shadows hiding but i know you, your better that this ive invited you to a 1v1 beat me you will get #1 ladder.


if you loss theres no helping you.
Looking for WL coach: 8/26/2018 05:06:05

The Furious Logan
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Cowboy 
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Obviously doesn't get the joke ^
Looking for WL coach: 8/26/2018 06:24:24

The Furious Logan
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oh i get it im just adding to it
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The Last Kiss
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No, pretty sure you don't get it.

Also, that's not the right template, or even map that is used on the 1v1 ladder.

Edited 8/26/2018 06:57:11
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