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Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 01:35:23


Illuminati Cultist
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Salutations, comrades! I'm sure many of you have heard of the new coup d'etat that has taken place in the Illuminati cult, and your hearts are still confused over whether or not this is good news for the world. But be of good cheer! The takeover by Hidden Hand is really awesome because they let me back in, so they're awesome.

Oh, and to my growing fanbase, here's another carol I wrote to commemorate my return to the clan (sung to the tune of "O Come All Ye Faithful):

O come, Illuminati,
Let's go throw a party,
'Cause I am part of our amazing clan!
We shall face other clans,
'Cause they can't make good game plans,
O come, let us adore me,
O come, let us adore me,
O come let us adore me,
Illuminati* Cultist!


*The syllables lu, mi, na, and ti should be scrunched into one so that it matches the tune.

Edited 2/22/2014 22:58:59
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 01:57:08


UnlimitedLawlz
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Nobody cares. Roleplay clans and skill clans are the big dogs here. Take your troll clan and leave.

XCD has my respect more than you.
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 01:59:26

Jehovah 
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corp sucks.

illumanti > corp

troll clan > role play clan

Edited 2/22/2014 02:00:51
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 02:04:56


UnlimitedLawlz
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Nvrmnd, they're equal in respect.

I still sort of like slammy
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 02:05:43

Ryan
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my friends this is no longer the Illuminati
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 02:28:17


Michael the Jester
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The Illuminati will burn in hell for demonic worship all cults are evil
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 02:47:07


Illuminati Cultist
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O, Brothers, let me speak my mind:

Lawlz, do not be led astray by false teachings. RP clans have done nothing for the good of the community, whereas skill clans...well, yeah, none of them can beat Illuminati in Warlight, as my songs demonstrate. Take your obnoxious posts and leave.

Brain has my respect more than you.

Ryan, you misunderstand. This is what the Illuminati was designed to be from the start. You forcibly took over our clan, but now your reign has toppled, and you fled for your life to the Enclave. You call yourself a man of Illuminati? Pathetic.

Emperor Michael, have ye ever considered joining a cult, or has your religious devotion to that pretentious Latin faith you follow blinded you? Open your eyes to see the brilliant light of the Illuminati, and...ye shall be blessed.
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 02:48:46


UnlimitedLawlz
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

You frustrate me. Now I break tables.
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 02:52:49


Michael the Jester
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Catholicism is nothing but lies but ik that the Illuminati cult only wants to cut the population to a controlable level which is wrong and you all give me the hebejebies
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 03:49:53


Michael the Jester
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Illuminati will fall and die and when that day comes i will laugh
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 04:09:53


UnlimitedLawlz
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( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 06:55:20


[WM] ᵀᴴᴱ𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓰𝓮 
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Emperor of the Roman empire - Cathilic? don't you worship Jupiter and seek for Mars' help when a war is inevitable?
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 15:11:48


Illuminati Cultist
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You misunderstand, Emperor. I was referring to Vitrix Mortalis when I said your devotion to your Latin religion blinded you.
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 16:37:03


Bossss
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lol once upon a time Illuminati was going to become a great clan XD
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 20:54:51


Michael the Jester
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Jupiter shall have your head
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 21:01:42


Kenny • apex 
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There's only one true 'RP' clan and that's {rp}. The fact that you're not in {rp} means you can't RP well. So you're saying that a 'roleplay' clan comprised of players that can't roleplay well can call themselves a roleplay clan?

I should call myself a master plumber and then not be able to fix anyone's plumbing issues.
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 21:22:17


Illuminati Cultist
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Lawlz, hear the truth of LOLOWUT! See how the brilliant light of LOLOWUT's words pierces the icy veil of lies and deception that clouds your mind! LOLOWUT has once again exposed "C.O.R.P" as the frauds and liars they are!!!

However, Illuminati is still the best RP clan out there, as our amazing win rates in Diplo games show.
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/22/2014 21:23:18


Illuminati Cultist
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Accursed computer! Unholy enemy of Illuminati! How DARE you double post without my permission! I apologize everyone, for this post, as I did not mean to make it.

Edited 2/22/2014 21:27:10
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/23/2014 01:01:28


Michael the Jester
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I will personal see the final fall of Illuminati
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/23/2014 04:24:54


UnlimitedLawlz
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Awww, loluwut. That is so cute. This really does show you're ignorance in full view of the public. 0 games in common. And the same with everyone in {rp} EXCEPT Napoleon. I don't even care for {rp} that much because they're so closed off from the public. If I was offered a chance, I would decline. I like casual rp, and I'm not gonna try any harder than I already do just to be "accepted" by the Forumers.
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/23/2014 04:25:53


UnlimitedLawlz
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Oh my bad.....ONE game with you on the LADDERS.
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/23/2014 04:49:00


Kenny • apex 
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Yeah, we don't have any games in common because when I play roleplay games, I play them with roleplayers. The same goes for the members of {rp}. They're not closed off to the public, they invite people if they can actually roleplay. It's really annoying that you're constantly giving actual roleplayers a bad rep with your constant idiocy ;/. I really wish you guys would just stop trolling and flooding the forums with your egotistical attitudes. In all honesty, I find this Illuminati Cultist guy more acceptable than {CORP} ROME etc because at least it's obvious the guy doesn't take himself seriously.
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/23/2014 04:51:26


UnlimitedLawlz
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So now all my posts are trolls? You have not seen me roleplay and I doubt you ever will. Do not judge what you have never seen. You can't call a dollar bill counterfeit without examining it.
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/23/2014 04:58:49


Kenny • apex 
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Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/23/2014 05:01:12


UnlimitedLawlz
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Fuck mobile -_-
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/23/2014 05:03:18


UnlimitedLawlz
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Is that cliche.s diplo?
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/23/2014 05:06:10


Michael the Jester
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Lolowut leave my clan the fuck out of this we are a military clan we do Rp but we are not a Rp based clan we are players so Leave ROME off your damn hitlist ...... ROME didn't do anything to you now leave mine Clan alone
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/23/2014 16:29:40


Illuminati Cultist
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Once again, LOLOWUT's voice rings true against the infidels. LOLOWUT, you really should join Illuminati. We will rule together!!!

Michael, I see you were excommunicated from Vitrix Mortalis. I'm sure your opposition to Illuminati is what caused this, you unholy heathen!
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/23/2014 19:53:25


Michael the Jester
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No actually i was on a mission to find out what is on the Illuminati forums abd i found nothing but junk so i will leave Illuminati alone for now and unholy all your false god wants is the death of Billions so you can control the world
Brothers, Illuminati's Rebirth is Most Glorious!!!: 2/23/2014 19:57:04


Michael the Jester
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Prepare to have your homes burnt. To have your women raped. To have your men slaughtered. And to have your Children enslaved . Illuminati will burn. Vitrix Mortalis will join any who wish for Illuminatis downfall.
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