Salutations, comrades! I'm sure many of you have heard of the new coup d'etat that has taken place in the Illuminati cult, and your hearts are still confused over whether or not this is good news for the world. But be of good cheer! The takeover by Hidden Hand is really awesome because they let me back in, so they're awesome.

Oh, and to my growing fanbase, here's another carol I wrote to commemorate my return to the clan (sung to the tune of "O Come All Ye Faithful):

O come, Illuminati,
Let's go throw a party,
'Cause I am part of our amazing clan!
We shall face other clans,
'Cause they can't make good game plans,
O come, let us adore me,
O come, let us adore me,
O come let us adore me,
Illuminati* Cultist!

*The syllables lu, mi, na, and ti should be scrunched into one so that it matches the tune.

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Nobody cares. Roleplay clans and skill clans are the big dogs here. Take your troll clan and leave.

XCD has my respect more than you.

corp sucks.

illumanti > corp

troll clan > role play clan

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Nvrmnd, they're equal in respect.

I still sort of like slammy

my friends this is no longer the Illuminati

The Illuminati will burn in hell for demonic worship all cults are evil

O, Brothers, let me speak my mind:

Lawlz, do not be led astray by false teachings. RP clans have done nothing for the good of the community, whereas skill clans...well, yeah, none of them can beat Illuminati in Warlight, as my songs demonstrate. Take your obnoxious posts and leave.

Brain has my respect more than you.

Ryan, you misunderstand. This is what the Illuminati was designed to be from the start. You forcibly took over our clan, but now your reign has toppled, and you fled for your life to the Enclave. You call yourself a man of Illuminati? Pathetic.

Emperor Michael, have ye ever considered joining a cult, or has your religious devotion to that pretentious Latin faith you follow blinded you? Open your eyes to see the brilliant light of the Illuminati, and...ye shall be blessed.

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You frustrate me. Now I break tables.

Catholicism is nothing but lies but ik that the Illuminati cult only wants to cut the population to a controlable level which is wrong and you all give me the hebejebies

Illuminati will fall and die and when that day comes i will laugh

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Emperor of the Roman empire - Cathilic? don't you worship Jupiter and seek for Mars' help when a war is inevitable?

You misunderstand, Emperor. I was referring to Vitrix Mortalis when I said your devotion to your Latin religion blinded you.

lol once upon a time Illuminati was going to become a great clan XD

Jupiter shall have your head

There's only one true 'RP' clan and that's {rp}. The fact that you're not in {rp} means you can't RP well. So you're saying that a 'roleplay' clan comprised of players that can't roleplay well can call themselves a roleplay clan?

I should call myself a master plumber and then not be able to fix anyone's plumbing issues.

Lawlz, hear the truth of LOLOWUT! See how the brilliant light of LOLOWUT's words pierces the icy veil of lies and deception that clouds your mind! LOLOWUT has once again exposed "C.O.R.P" as the frauds and liars they are!!!

However, Illuminati is still the best RP clan out there, as our amazing win rates in Diplo games show.

Accursed computer! Unholy enemy of Illuminati! How DARE you double post without my permission! I apologize everyone, for this post, as I did not mean to make it.

Edited 2/22/2014 21:27:10

I will personal see the final fall of Illuminati

Awww, loluwut. That is so cute. This really does show you're ignorance in full view of the public. 0 games in common. And the same with everyone in {rp} EXCEPT Napoleon. I don't even care for {rp} that much because they're so closed off from the public. If I was offered a chance, I would decline. I like casual rp, and I'm not gonna try any harder than I already do just to be "accepted" by the Forumers.