Lieutenant: Sir. We had an issue while capturing our assignment. General: Yes? Lieutenant: Yes sir, we failed to complete our objective. General: You mean, the objective to occupy the territory NO ARMY WAS OCCUPYING??? Lieutenant: (gulps) Sir! Yes Sir! General: How the hell did you screw this one up, Lieutenant?! Our spies told us there wasn't even a scouting unit there... or even any civilians... or anything, for that matter... so HOW COME YOU FAILED YOUR MISSION LIEUTENANT??? Lieutenant: Well... uh... sir... uhh... General: SPILL IT!!! Lieutenant: My men... they forgot... they forgot... their... General: QUIT BABBLING! Lieutenant: My men forgot their objectives sir! General: So you are saying YOU forgot to execute my orders! Lieutenant: That is a way of putting it... General: Son, have you forgotten WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR??? Lieutenant: Well, I didn't think it was important to do this right away... General: I don't care if what I say is important or not. YOU FOLLOW WHAT I SAY. Lieutenant: Even ordering us into a rain of bullets that would kill my entire company? General: YES! And I think that would be a good idea about now... in fact... your next order... Lieutenant: Please sir! I'm begging you! General: Is to... Lieutenant: Nooooo! General: Sign these papers, get the F*** out of my office, and then get out of my sight. Forever. Lieutenant: These are... discharge papers! But... but... General: I am sorry Lieutenant, but we don't have time for your kind of stupidity.
