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FAISAL DON'T READ THIs [theory]: 5/10/2017 08:00:04


Жұқтыру
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So I was wondering what his real life must be like, when I saw his face reveal. He surely must have some mind illnesses. Sometimes, he insists that he is an adult, and that he can stay up late/do what he wants if he wants to - this hints at strictness at home which he's unhappy about. Anyhow, the last time we saw him before he went on his great "trek" like Muhammad did from Makka to Madinah was as "Obnoxious Chicken" or something like that. He was heavy into the cringy internet kid stuff, like Karl, saying topkek and pretty much speaking only in memes. It's clear that he's gotten in with the wrong lot at that point, which is why I think he delved into pornography and masturbation. When he's come back to us, he claimed to have learned "tolerance" and also to have sex a lot. Let's be real though, this guy who has nothing to do than send photos of his computer and some books he has and eventually his face, in a website that afaik never had face-reveals for the sake of face-reveals. He's not going to fuck another woman unless it's some weird incestous tradition or something, and that's pretty unlikely. Even considering that some woman might be attracted to Berbers more, he still lives with his mam and da before his "great trek", so he's 18 years old bookworm who is weird. While weirdness in writing doesn't come off in speech, it's not how he writes - it's what he writes - that makes him a very weird guy.

Anyhow, so no-sex 18 or 19 y-o living with his parents or under stern supervision by them. Presumably unemployed since he types in European afternoons like he has no job. He's never said anything about university, and given the other things he's stated about his life (like how he likes chicken, how his kin is half liberal-Muslim and half conservative-Muslim), and the things he likes to state that he finds interesting (health effects of chewing gum), it's a great crossroads, but it's never crossed his mind. Thus I assume no university.

Anyhow, after finding porn, he eventually sees himself as sinful but over time has a inner religious conflict where he goes from the stereotype that conserves have about Muslims to the stereotype libers have about Muslims. He says he's worked with women and had sex with them - well, I don't take him for a liar, but "having sex" and "working with women" can be stretched to mean a lot of things. Anyhow so now he jerks off to porn.

So what we have so far, this picture of his life:
*At 16-18 years old, he first discovers internet communities (maybe before that all his internet experience was flash games and stuff). He doesn't know that you're not meant to put a space before ? and ! in English (and it's not something you do in Dutch either afaik) when typing, and he also uses quotemarks for everyone's username, since it's weird not to type how you speak and you don't normally say stuff like "Pussyslayer sixty-nine X, don't be rude.".
*18-19 years old (he says himself that he is 18 a few months ago) living under his parents, potentially in a nursing home
*liberal in polit and doesn't believe in politic Islaam - he goes to say that anyone who doesn't uphold gay- marriage are homophobes and intolerant.
*watches porn regularly and aspires for sex
*no school? maybe Islaamish school?
FAISAL DON'T READ THIs [theory]: 5/10/2017 10:24:37


Clint Eastwood 
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I don't know, Squiggles, that all sounds pretty accurate to me.
Except all the parts about women. We all know he's probably gay.
FAISAL DON'T READ THIs [theory]: 5/10/2017 13:43:17


MightySpeck (a Koala) 
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Who are we talking about?
FAISAL DON'T READ THIs [theory]: 5/10/2017 13:50:16


Rikku 
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The entity known only as "Squiggles"
FAISAL DON'T READ THIs [theory]: 5/10/2017 14:36:09


MightySpeck (a Koala) 
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well it's boring ... Now what would be a good Theory is if he was a Porn Star! as he has said he works with women and the only women you work with that you have sex with are Porn Stars. Now we just have to wonder if he does normal videos or those ones where it seems like the guy payed to have sex with this porn star (those of you who know what i'm talking about know what i'm talking about)

Ekksposed.
FAISAL DON'T READ THIs [theory]: 5/10/2017 15:14:12

DanWL 
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@MightySpeck (a Koala) https://www.warlight.net/Profile?p=6442833779. He's the guy who spammed the forums about a year ago.
FAISAL DON'T READ THIs [theory]: 5/10/2017 15:39:39


MightySpeck (a Koala) 
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i know who squiggles is.

i had just read Juq post when i posted that. and well i aslo kinda read the Title as Sai and i was like OOOOOO MORE EKKSPOSURE ON SAI.

/shrug

Edited 5/10/2017 15:40:42
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