How?

Shouldn't you have hung yourself by now?

After we restore the WEST then we'll hang ourselves.

You can have sex whenever it rains

But the whole world goes into a never-ending drought.

To be the world's most accurate shooter (with everything).

But you can't legally own a gun.


I choose the ability to summon anything and anyone.

But you grow in age five years each time.

To be able to teleport to other galaxies.

But only naked, and there are no life-sustaining planets aside from Earth.

To extract enough water to drink straight out of the air anytime I'm thirsty.

But it;s poisonous

To turn anything into a dog

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But your family becomes addicted to cats and felines

Able to survive in every hostile environment

BUt no environments are hostile

Can speak any language

But only in the wrong countries (i.e. Russian is the only language you can't speak in Russia, French is the only language you can't speak in France, etcetera).

The ability to contradict whatever you're about to say.

But only if you wear a lingerie.

The ability to recruit cats to fight with me against criminals.

But t turns out dogs were The criminals.

To be able to read really fast.

But only in Japanese.

The ability to have sex for 6 hours straight.

I love sex.

But once you leave they can resume.

Be able to explode and survive.

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But then you accidentally drown.

Shapeshifting.

But only in the night.

The ability to instantly make a woman wet.

But you're one of those retarded cats that thinks they're a dog and/or tries to control who reproduces.

The world's fastest typer.