Some jokes I made or search jokes and modified them.
How to respond to a Player:
2014/1/13 Player 1: I’m a Ninja and I AM EVERYWHERE!!!
2014/1/13 Player 2: Don’t worry. Only reason why I don’t have Twitter is because I’m already following you.
************************************************************************ North Korea:
Russia – Guy China - Hot Girl
Russia: I have Nukes. Lot’s of them. China: Then Stop acting like North Korea and Blow me already.
******************************************************************** It goes on and on and on… A Russian spy is caught in America and refuses to give up his hide out. Since it’s against the law to torture, they threaten his family. But the Americans have no info on him so they decided to question him so they could capture his family and use them to make him talk.
Log: Lieutenant: Where do you live? Spy: With my family Lieutenant: Where does your family live? Spy: With me Lieutenant: Where do you all live? Spy: Together Lieutenant: Where is your house!!! Spy: Next to my neighbor house. Lieutenant: Where is your neighbor house??? Spy: If I tell you, you won’t believe me. Lieutenant: Try me. Spy: Next to my house. ************************************************************************
Psycho: I know 10 facts about you: Fact 1: You are reading this. Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips. Fact 3: You just tried it. Fact 4: You're smiling. Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again. Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5. Fact 8: You just checked it. Fact 9: You're smiling again. Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment. :)
Ah, Piggy thinks my win record is a good joke because he cannot imagine anyone keeping up a 70%+ winrate over more than 10 consecutive games. Yeah, it is funny in a way...
To get to the first championship game. Yes that's right, it was the road to redemption all along. Didn't see that one coming huh? Bet you feel pretty dumb now don't ya? Yeah, x got ya pretty good didn't he? Ha ha ha.
