Don't join CORP.
CORP is a failed troll clan. So, Onoma is right. Dont do it.
Don't join USSR.
that would be the same as joining Darklords.
Ps Join Felidae! Meow
The FCC might take you, but we're not a troll clan. So we might not fit you
they're alright but i dont think they have a lottery division
Join MARIO Clan.
you were always a fan of not having rights and being abused, being masochistic and all. I think a clan that would convert you to islam would fit you well.