which of the following do you think will happen?

*tiny hands resigns before the primaries
*tiny hands gets impeached before the primaries
*tiny hands dies of natural causes before the primaries
*tiny hands dies in a not-so-tragic accident before the primaries
*tiny hands, ishallah, gets assassinated before the primaries
*tiny hands gets humiliated by losing in the primaries to Paul Ryan
*tiny hands gets humiliated by losing in the primaries to Rand Paul
*tiny hands gets humiliated by losing in the primaries to Ivanka Trump
*tiny hands gets humiliated by losing in the primaries to someone else
*tiny hands loses the general election in a landslide to Hillary Clinton
*tiny hands loses the general election in a landslide to Kamala Harris
*tiny hands loses the general election in a landslide to Michele Obama
*tiny hands loses the general election in a landslide to Kanye West
*tiny hands loses the general election in a landslide to someone else
*the united states does not hold a presidential election

Pretty sure that is every possible outcome. Which one do you think it will be?

Fuck, there are a few more possible outcomes:

*tiny hands wins the primaries and resigns before the general election
*tiny hands wins the primaries and gets impeached before the general election
*tiny hands wins the primaries and dies of natural causes before the general election
*tiny hands wins the primaries and dies in a not-so-tragic accident before the general election
*tiny hands wins the primaries and, ishallah, gets assassinated before the general election

Ok I'm now pretty much certain that is EVERY possible outcome, even the world ending is accounted for as the US wouldn't hold a presidential election if the world ended.

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Yes (Kanye is the new Tiny Hands)
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