"Erm, I'm pretty sure if someone inserted a penis into you, no matter how fast, you'd notice."
-A wolf called "MeetSpirit"

"IF I FIND YOU IN HELL, I EXPECT A REFUND FOR ALL THESE BULLETS!"
-Me

"Lefty and Righty"
-A Paki called Usmanc from Pennsylvania when asked who he's slept with before.

"Look, I just don't think it's acceptable. Call me weird, but I don't think rabbits should masturbate in video games"
-Me

Edited 2/15/2017 13:53:17

I remember seeing that first quote somewhere, as well.

What colour was the website?

downvote, everything must stay hidden

This just might be the first thread by Fel that i upvote. Partly due to me thinking this thread isnt completely horrible (at least its not about cats) and partly due to Wally downvoting it.

I haven't done cat threads in a long time