in all honesty, i showed them to my brother and he laughed at every single one of them.
I personally love the Gui enlightenment one.

Your brother sounds cooler than you.

'Jus sayin'

If by "laughed" you meant "each one threw him further into a deep and serene rumination" then my work here is done. And your sentence is a confusing mish-mash.

pushover, sober up and we'll enlighten you in the morning.

Professor X - the father of WarLight philosophy

No, he just laughed for a second and then moved on to something more important and captivating than warlight.
I think it was chopping vegetables for a sandwich.

P.S.: For sure he is piggy. Way cooler than you too, allthough that is less of a difficulty. 'jus sayin'

X, more Koans! The people are craving for more!

Dead piggy and myhand specifically asked for a koanic dialogue in which their deep, secret friendship can be made public.

When you take a turn do not play cards, make deployments and order attacks but just take a turn. To play cards, make deployments and order attacks is to play cards, make deployments and order attacks - it is not yet taking a turn.

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A wasteland is like a politician in its duality. It represents two opposing viewpoints. You see, it was designed to defend against attacking armies. So it exists to be attacked. But it was also designed to be avoided. So it also exists to not have armies attack it.

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I'd love to show you something
but what would help?

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Across the rocky, unforgiving terrain of suburban England, a noob travelled many fathoms and for many weeks to track down the residence of Master Skunk, renowned for his map-making ability. Upon finding Skunk, he prostrated himself before him and begged: "Master, please educate me in the ways of map making, make me your student and teach me everything you know."

Master gazed silently across the cul-de-sac to the Aldi beyond. Finally, he replied: "Return to me with the designs for a map with two territories and four bonuses."





A noob asked Master Piggy: "What is the route to enlightenment?" Master replied: "A ladder with 892 rungs."

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it is easier to thread a camel through the eye of a needle than it is for a level 51+ player to achieve englightenment

I'm writing a screenplay based on this thread. It's called Season I, Season II, Season III, Season IV ... And Season I.

And suddenly I'm skimming koans so that I can write new ones for this thread. How the fuck did this happen. What is wrong with me.

Dead piggy asked, "How many virgins to change a light bulb?" Anonymous answered, "I do it with myhand." Dead piggy replied, "You always do it with yourhand."

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there's a difference between koans and one-liners. shake my head

And Pulsius was enlightened.

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A noob asked Master X, "How do I become the greatest player on WarLight?"

To this X replied, "Start every game as if it was your last, end as if it was your first."

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A noob said to Gnuff, "Show me your best game." Gnuff responded, "You won't find a single game that isn't my best."

The noob was englightened.

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I'm no X, but the thread is about to die.

A noob asked Gnuzi, "How do I become the greatest player on WarLight?" Master Gnu responded, "Take five steps to a new level. Then change your name to [WM] Gnuffone, and you will be the best."

NoobSchool said to Master Gnu, "Do you have any suggestions about what I could have done better in this game?" Gnuzi replied, "I am the best."

A noob asked Gui, "How do I stop losing?" He replied, "Stop playing."

The noob was enlightened.