You realized that Christmas Day deserves the best of your soberness, and decided to "mildly" drink the night away. When you awoke, you saw an awful pun. This particular pun was so bad that you decided to take this idiot down. Your plan was simple: attack his self-esteem and switch writing perspectives mid response for no logical reason. Of course, the random writing perspective change drew attention away from the pun and more to your "writing style."
(got ninja'd.)
To Darth:
You awoke on Christmas Day to the rambunctious celebration of the Amish of their emperor Donald J. Trump. You immediately realized that you would have to deal with this, along with moronic halfwits on the internet for today. With this realization, you shrugged it off and watched the world burn.

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The santa kidnapped you a day before christmas and put into punishment cave, so you didn't have christmas.

You ate your crap

an autist so probably terrible

Woke up alone, like most other days. The members of his family that hadn't disassociated themselves with him sent him a couple of presents, which he opened without much thought. The ones that didn't have immediate value were thrown in the bin.

He then proceeded to try and cover up for his withering life by verbally attacking people online. Realistically, it was just like any other day, except everyone else was doing something different.

10/10 accuracy

Abandon all hope, all ye who enter this thread. Turn back.

Shredtails Texan, so his Christmas probably consisted of Guns, Beer, stupid stunts, and using shady tactic's to get the rights to the land nearby me to build some shitty Mc Mansions and a couple Apartment Complexes, thus ruining my beautiful view of the local River, the field I used to play in as a child, and the forest that made me feel like a true outdoorsman all in one go.




Seriously, fuck you Texas.

Staying salty over development of local land, and plotting with inbred relatives on how to reestablish the confederacy.

Stayed up all night with a shotgun in hand, sitting in his leather chair in complete darkness. Finally, when that fat bastard broke the NAP by breaking and entering, Santa was no more than a pile of pulp.

Killed a black guy

spent time with family members that pity him because of his lack of friends and other problems caused by his tism.

Flaws:
spent time with family members that pity him because of his lack of friends and other problems caused by his tism.
1) Capitalise spelt. It is the start of a sentence.
2) My family doesn't pity me.
3) You spelt autism wrong.

Thought about poo in his free time and thinks other people eat it.

Flaws:
1)I would never do that.
2)No, I don't. Copric matter makes me want to emetise.
3)Bonus flaw for stupidity.

The Prince of Felidia spent his Christmas arguing with Tabby

1) DON'T CALL ME THAT!
2) Do you mean Taggy?

Your parents didn't buy thee a dictianary, ee?

What's a dictianary

Don't ask stapid questions