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Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:19:21


BUFFALO
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Love is a primal animalistic trait of the past. The Humans of today should continue it's societal, mental, and cultural development. Here I propose criminalizing love, and all forms of sex, including masturbation.


1. Sex is punishable by 3 years in prison. Continued offences result in the death penalty.


2. Marriage is completely abolished. Any and all celebrations of love is outlawed. This includes valentines day.


3. For now on, the government will be in charge of population control and human reproduction. Males will be milked and females will be inseminated. Neither party will know who their reproduction partner is. The government will then breed a new superior human. Once we successfully develop a new sub-species of human, we'll exterminate the rest.


4. Virgins (all you guys reading this) will be rewarded with higher status. Non-virgins are barred from ever holding any position of authority, including but not limited to, police, politician, president, judges, jury, business owner, and CEO.


5. If you reproduce (have a baby), you, your partner(s), the offspring, and your entire family will be publicly executed.



Tabby, am I doing it right?

Edited 11/28/2016 01:22:47
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:27:24


BUFFALO
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Yeah, I suppose extermination is a little unnecessary. However, how will we abolish sex without criminal law? Perhaps genital mutilation so they can't at all?
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:30:27


BUFFALO
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Were not at that technological level yet. Baby steps. As I said, perhaps we should surgically eliminate the parts of the human body that allow for orgasm.
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:35:32


BUFFALO
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But, Tabby! We're at a crucial point in human history. The planet is getting severely over-populated! Countries like North Korea are already suited in position to enact laws like this!
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:39:22


BUFFALO
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India, Bangladesh, and many parts of China are not over-populated? Even if they're not, it's still good to cleanse the gene pools of certain places like Africa where sexual disease is rampant. Also, sex-centered religions like Islam are infecting our planet. Don't you think canine ideologies like these should be stopped before they're too powerful?
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:41:32


BUFFALO
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STOP EDITING UR COMMENTS AND STAND BY UR WORD, TABBY! ur acting like a conformist collectivist right now
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:43:37

wct
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^^ Yes, I think you're doing it right. lol

Edited 11/28/2016 01:43:52
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 02:02:57


Жұқтыру
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It's a proven fact that sex is harmful for the human being.
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 08:00:49


OxTheAutist 
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Don't lie!
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