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How to become President of 'Murica: 8 Simple Steps: 10/28/2016 18:40:11

Japanball
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1)Get a guy to drive around the Southern and Midwest states and all the big cities
2)Buy a megaphone at walmart for the sweet price of $7.04.1776
3)Murder a happy gay couple
4)Murder a person with boobs using the men's room
5)GO back to the guy and jump on the van, shouting "FREEDOM! AMERICA! JESUS!"
6)Get a mad redneck couple to murder "Barricko Barmer"
7)Execute them for only killing 1 nigtraitor
8)Get a conservative mob to parade with threats of murder if they don't let you be president

And that is how to become President of 'Murica in 8 Simple Steps!
How to become President of 'Murica: 8 Simple Steps: 10/28/2016 21:43:10


Ox
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vitriol won't win you any friends Karly

Edited 10/28/2016 21:43:15
How to become President of 'Murica: 8 Simple Steps: 10/29/2016 03:02:00


GeneralPE
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>implying someone like karl needs friends
>implying internet chats aren't sufficient
How to become President of 'Murica: 8 Simple Steps: 10/29/2016 06:12:52

Japanball
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KArl. Calling people retarded is an insult to retards. I guess they'd be lucky to be like me, since they's get decent intelligence, while if you were called one, it would be possible. I don't think someone of your intelligence should call oothers retarded
How to become President of 'Murica: 8 Simple Steps: 10/29/2016 06:46:53


Жұқтыру
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I want to get coherent responses.
How to become President of 'Murica: 8 Simple Steps: 10/29/2016 07:11:50

Japanball
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Karl. You are stupid. So don't call me stupid. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones unless they want to die
How to become President of 'Murica: 8 Simple Steps: 10/29/2016 10:25:12

Japanball
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You are talking about yourself, right?
I only call you dumb and most people shitpost
How to become President of 'Murica: 8 Simple Steps: 10/29/2016 14:07:45


Master Shredtail
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Just stop trying to shove crap back into the other's bum and things would be neat.
How to become President of 'Murica: 8 Simple Steps: 10/29/2016 14:12:13


Eklipse
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Gr8 b8 m8.

Keep it edgy,Prince.
How to become President of 'Murica: 8 Simple Steps: 10/29/2016 16:33:39

Japanball
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^^EW! FUCK NO! IF I TOUCHED CRAP I WOULD BLEACH WHAT EVER PART I TOUCHED THEM WITH! OR SHOOT MYSELF! OR RANT ABOUT ISLAM IN RIYADH!
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