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O, Sing Praises Unto Illuminati!: 12/8/2013 20:43:24


Illuminati Cultist
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Hark! I hath created this thread for fans of the Illuminati Brethren to talk about how wonderful our cult is! You can post stories talking about your experience with Illuminati members, or you can post songs glorifying the Illuminati, Hidden Hand, or other prominent symbols of our cult, like this song:

(Should be sung to the tune of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star")

Illuminati is awesome,
People who hate us are dumb,
We always beat our enemies,
Whenever they do not say "please"
*
Illuminati is cool,
Unlike those clans with a bunch of fools.


*I needed it to rhyme, OK? Jeez...
O, Sing Praises Unto Illuminati!: 12/8/2013 20:58:07


Sir Dolphin VI 
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Wha...what is this? I mean, I know that the Illuminati clan is full of trolls and idiots, but...thsi is embarrassing...
O, Sing Praises Unto Illuminati!: 12/8/2013 21:17:54


x 
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youve never heard twinkle twinkle litte star ever in your life before, have you
O, Sing Praises Unto Illuminati!: 12/8/2013 21:19:49


The Great Pulsius 
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O mighty Illuminati, please answer my question, I need to know!

Your mighty leader, Hidden Hand, is often being abbreviatied "HH". Does this abbreviation contain some double meaning? Once upon a time, in a central european country, there was a powerful leader who was being greeted by his minions with a kind of roman salutation and some words which could be abbreviated "HH". Could it be that Hidden Hand is the successor of that great leader!?
O, Sing Praises Unto Illuminati!: 12/8/2013 21:21:46


Bossss
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lllimunati cultist = Pulsey no doubt about it lol. Good job sneaking into the clan ;)
O, Sing Praises Unto Illuminati!: 12/8/2013 21:21:57


Dr. Skullex the Politically Confused Furry
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Oh good lord. Just.... no
O, Sing Praises Unto Illuminati!: 12/8/2013 21:52:48


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D-Dr Skullex! What is the meaning of this?! I work and slave for the greater glory of THE ILLUMINATI, and THIS is how you repay me!? By casting me out into the cold! I swear to Hidden Hand, you will pay for this in blood! HAIL ILLUMINATI!!! WOLOLO!!!

EDIT: Bossss, no. Why is it that every new account I make is accused of being Pulsey? Is he the only one on this site capable of making new accounts or something?

Edited 12/8/2013 21:56:28
O, Sing Praises Unto Illuminati!: 12/8/2013 22:12:58


Dr. Skullex the Politically Confused Furry
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D-Dr Skullex! What is the meaning of this?! I work and slave for the greater glory of THE ILLUMINATI, and THIS is how you repay me!? By casting me out into the cold! I swear to Hidden Hand, you will pay for this in blood! HAIL ILLUMINATI!!! WOLOLO!!!

EDIT: Bossss, no. Why is it that every new account I make is accused of being Pulsey? Is he the only one on this site capable of making new accounts or something?


Lol sorry bruv. I guess we got a little too suspicious. You're welcome to come back in.

And yes, he probably is the one on the site capable of making multiple accounts.

But there's exceptions. I came across mikaelqqquick's alternate account: http://warlight.net/Profile?p=7425663170
O, Sing Praises Unto Illuminati!: 12/8/2013 22:15:49


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I...I am welcome to come back in? Oh happy day! I will fight my hardest for you and your clan to repay this great kindness! Bless you forever, sire! WOLOLO!!!
O, Sing Praises Unto Illuminati!: 12/8/2013 22:22:11


Dr. Skullex the Politically Confused Furry
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I...I am welcome to come back in? Oh happy day! I will fight my hardest for you and your clan to repay this great kindness! Bless you forever, sire! WOLOLO!!!


No problem.
O, Sing Praises Unto Illuminati!: 12/8/2013 22:57:01


Illuminati Cultist
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So...when do you intend to let me back into your fine clan?
O, Sing Praises Unto Illuminati!: 1/2/2014 14:40:52

Jehovah 
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bump.

lets have more carols
O, Sing Praises Unto Illuminati!: 1/2/2014 19:54:54


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Gladly, Brain. Here's one I have been working on:

(Sung to the tune of "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing")

Hark! Illuminati has come!
In Warlight, we'll beat everyone.
We are incredibly mighty,
Because we wear tighty-whities.*
O, ye nations, bow before us
Because we will be victorious.
OMG, we're so epic!
Because popsicles are what we don't lick.*
Hark! Illuminati has come!
In Warlight, they'll beat everyone!



*Don't ask.

Edited 1/2/2014 19:55:38
O, Sing Praises Unto Illuminati!: 1/2/2014 20:02:03


UnlimitedLawlz
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Um yeah.........that's a little disturbing.
O, Sing Praises Unto Illuminati!: 1/3/2014 03:18:05


TheWarlightMaster 
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Lol I like that one
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