Welcome back, J!

Piggy, do you not know what a resident is? Because it seems like you don't know what it is.

Leon... I don't remember you... oh Fridge! Hi. Yeah, no alts. Just ask Gui. We actually talked about that. I still don't really understand why anyone would bother with alts.

Myhand +1

Yeon! Hey! Kosdan går det? Have you seen this article: https://medium.com/estimated-time-of-arrival/b1a51c79a3d0
It was a huge hit in Norway. Huge. Also, intensely hated.
Despite the hate, I published a sequel today: https://medium.com/estimated-time-of-arrival/17209ab5631f

Looks like your everyday Warlight player just isn't that interesting...
Welcome back, J. I have read a good deal of your blogs, etc. and quite enjoy them. I'll keep a slightly jaundiced eye out for this radio bonanza :)

I don't see why anyone would hate it. It's hilarious :) Some of it's pretty accurate too, no doubt because of your own experiences.

"Resident" is a visa status in the U.S. I was making fun of your unfortunate choice of language.

One of the advantages of being a man-of-the-world is that you know more ways to diss your countrymen and -women.

Though I can't help but agree with piggy about that blog's primary function.

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Mikkelsen, you should be ashamed of your blatant racism in "What Else Is Weird About Norway" article. Look at this:

"Every opportunity Norwegians get to insert some English into the conversation, they do it. Anything in English can be inserted into any conversation at any time. Not because it’s clearer or the word for it is lacking in Norwegian, but because they can and they like it. They don’t, however, always get the grammar right. Like this example I overheard in a pub: “My friend is dating total loser right now.”".

OK, so you apparently think that Norwegians are too stupid to get their grammar right?! I can see why they hate you so much there. And did it ever occur to you that, since "Tohtull Loozur" is a common Azerbaijani name, he might have used the grammar correctly if he was referring to a person who was named that? No. The fact of the matter is that your racist, anti-Nordic beliefs have gotten in the way of reality. #HatersGonnaHate #NotCool,Mikkelsen #WhatATotalLoser #Norway #Linguistics

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xcept Brain. Who the heck is Brain?

having played less 191 games, dont expect to know everybody in the game <3

I thought that way at first Dolphin. But after reading the tumble I agree 100% with Mikkelsen that Norway should be annexed by Finland, and all Norwegians should be put to work in death camps, or used for medial experiments. Fuck Norway forever, if any subhuman Norwegian scum are reading then know that your time is coming. All hail Mikkelsen and the Finnish master race

Piggy, I wasn't using resident as a legal term.

Pulsius, I... don't understand what you're saying. What's my blog's primary function? Is it bad?

General and Yeon, thanks so much! I'm glad you like my writing. The podcast is going to be great. Or greatish. Mostly great. Just listen, then you can decide if it's great or really, really great.

Dolphin... okay.

Brain, oh, it's Pulsey. Hey, Pulsey.

See why I love X?

Who here is a hermaphrodite?

Edited 11/30/2013 17:25:32

His name is John "Muscle" Rikklesen, he's starting a podcast. He's got the rhetoric of Hitler, the cutting-edge marketing know-how of Goebbels, and the luscious, dreamy hair of Rudolf Hess. All rolled up into one ball of Norway-hating fury.

btw just read the sequel tumble, i like your idea to ban vaginal sex in the norwegian rape camps. wouldn't want to accidentally produce any half-norwegian cockroach babies.

i decided not to post this because it would be too much

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Pulsius, I... don't understand what you're saying. What's my blog's primary function? Is it bad?

The blog's primary function is to get you laid. Not that there were anything bad in this. Nice blog.

At least the Nazis actually had some style. X, Mikkelsen, you guys really need to calm down. And seriously, death camps? That's so cliche and overdone. You need to come up with some cooler method of extermination if anyone's going to be interested in working for you.

They will all be encamped in online camps, where they will have to read mikelesen travelstories and X metacritics.

Other than sharing their undeniable individual qualities, Muscle has nothing to do with the Nazis. Muscle has killed more Norwegians alone than all of the Nazis combined.

How the hell is this notable?

The podcast is good advertising for WL so fixxy wants as many WL on there as possible talking about WL and the supercool community we have. Therefore notable.

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Hey J. I'll have you know I have quit trolling and if you check the Forum you shall see my progress and now I am running a Warlight Twitter. I hope you have had a great time during your travels and I certantly loved reading your blog. Best of luck on your remaining travels.

And for the first time,
Sincerely,

Greg Mateo

😜

Wow. This thread. The things you do, Warlight...

So, um... Machiavelli, I think it's me? I'm not sure. Possibly you though, with a name like that.

Pulsius, oh. Well, it's not a very effective blog then.

Myhand, that sounds awesome. I'd go to that camp.

X speaks truth. Always.

Dynamite, every thread I start is notable. I know what the people want.

Hellbender, nobody cares. Oh, wait, you read my blog? Cool, thanks! I'm glad you like it. Ya know, that is actually the first thing you've ever posted that I was at all interested in reading.