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no girls ?: 9/13/2011 17:05:41


°√osτrσ
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do you people know any girl you met on warlight ? lol i think girls hates warlight !!
no girls ?: 9/13/2011 17:06:33


°√osτrσ
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probably because they don't have brain ?
no girls ?: 9/13/2011 17:19:48

The Impaller 
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I think it's the lack of a brain. From a logical perspective it would be impossible for women to hate warlight, because without a brain they don't have the physical ability to experience hate.
no girls ?: 9/13/2011 17:24:19


°√osτrσ
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i hope fizzer will soon make a better version for girls ...{ having pink theme } with Barbie doll maps ....
no girls ?: 9/13/2011 17:28:07


bytjie 
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I'm a girl. I don't like pink or Barbie dolls.
no girls ?: 9/13/2011 17:33:18


Oliebol 
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Maybe instead of starting with 5 armies on each territory it could be that you start with 4 armies on each territory ánd one Barbie doll. That would definitely attract a lot of girls.
no girls ?: 9/13/2011 19:30:30


Domenico
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I suppose it's got to do with men being better at reading maps and making war.
Then again, girls should be better with numbers, plus this is not an aggressive game...

Oh well, I don't suppose anyone really cares.
no girls ?: 9/13/2011 21:12:10


Mian 
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I really hope most, no, all of what you Dudes say is assumed, mediocre irony you do because you're so bored of your lifes as single bums.
I just can't let it go without any comment. These jokes are sooo easy and standard crap about the subject it gets at best really annoying.

Take care.
no girls ?: 9/13/2011 22:11:57


Perrin3088 
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I have known a dozen or so girls to play warlight... and stereotypically girls are more creative, while men tend to be more logical.. -as studied by the sides of brains that each tend to center on- which would make men on average better at numbers...

I propose we hire an all-girl team to creatively make us more maps..
>.>
<.<
no girls ?: 9/13/2011 23:12:26


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theyre too busy shopping to be playing warlight amirite fellas
no girls ?: 9/14/2011 00:08:33

wolfang230 
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Wheres emma when you need her lol
no girls ?: 9/14/2011 00:14:01


KniFe 
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I'm sure girls would make the best warlight maps out there
no girls ?: 9/14/2011 00:21:27


szeweningen 
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Oh, oh, let me have one;)

-Why do girls play warlight only on notebooks?
-I don't know!?
-Cause there's no standard PC in the kitchen;)

Oh, and of course to all the girls out there, we love you, don't hate us for our sadistic sense of humour;)
no girls ?: 9/14/2011 21:51:45


gilgamesz 
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I love underdog stories so if anyone is willing I'll take a bet that bytjie will be No. 1 in ladder before Xmas! That will open a food of bad jokes though :-)
no girls ?: 9/15/2011 01:43:30


devilnis 
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Mian, most of the irony actually comes down in the ladies' favor if you are able to see through the layers. Impaller's post for instance was funny and at the same time clearly illustrated how foolish it is to think that women don't have brains, which is actually a good way of making the point. It's not irony, it's satire. You aren't a native speaker though, so I'm not surprised you missed the subtext :)
no girls ?: 9/15/2011 03:26:35


Business Major
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I dont know why more girls dont play, it would be their only chance to give orders instead of taking them...
no girls ?: 9/15/2011 03:51:26


Kleyton Manning 
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I am a girl. True story.
no girls ?: 9/15/2011 09:20:22

The Impaller 
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That's actually a false story.
no girls ?: 9/15/2011 09:56:10


Diabolicus 
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ARE THERE ANY WOMEN HERE TODAY?
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JEHOVAH!
no girls ?: 9/16/2011 21:17:39


gilgamesz 
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At first I was WTF??? ^^^ and than I realized its quoting from "LIFE OF BRIAN" . Priceless ! I have to see it again some day ...
no girls ?: 9/18/2011 21:46:42


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what up party people
no girls ?: 11/1/2011 08:47:24


bytjie 
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gilgamesz: "I love underdog stories so if anyone is willing I'll take a bet that bytjie will be No. 1 in ladder before Xmas! That will open a food of bad jokes though :-)"

Well even I would have taken that bet, and turns out I would have lost...
I think all of the top players in the ladder are on similar level though, so being #1 doesn't really mean anything... and it's probably not going to last long either.
no girls ?: 11/1/2011 09:14:43

JalapenoEnema
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*facepalm*

Apparently more warlight players are at the age where they think girls have cooties then I initially anticipated.
no girls ?: 11/1/2011 09:16:19


Kleyton Manning 
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Whatever happened to ITasteLikeCandy.

She was a legit girl on the internet. True story.
no girls ?: 11/1/2011 09:20:26


Arquebus
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Wait Jalapeno, you mean..... they don't??????

LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no girls ?: 11/1/2011 09:50:11

JalapenoEnema
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=p
no girls ?: 11/1/2011 10:18:58


gilgamesz 
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congratulations bytjie! I wish only that your success could be celebrated in a more mature thread :-)
" I think all of the top players in the ladder are on similar level though, so being #1 doesn't really mean anything " - yeah tell that to a guy who never made past #6 :-(
seriously though watch out for retrospekcja jeża - I think he is Clausewitz reincarnated...
no girls ?: 11/1/2011 11:19:17

The Impaller 
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Congrats!

The top of the ladder is very close right now. This is the closest I've ever seen it between multiple people. It's actually kind of exciting :). I'm glad to see some different faces up at the top.
no girls ?: 11/1/2011 11:24:52

The Impaller 
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Also, I'd like to dispute the whole "pink and barbies for girls" thing. The deep pink color can't actually get more masculine than it already is, and my "I heart Caucasus" barbie doll is looking pretty sweet next to my computer. Haters gonna hate.
no girls ?: 11/1/2011 13:28:28


WinnieNicklaus
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|>Apparently more warlight players are at the age where they think girls have cooties then I initially anticipated.

You gotta love condescension about maturity from a player whose name is "JalapenoEnema".
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