then I didnt.
Also i was going to eat lunch and then I did not.
And I was in a restaurant and I paid and ran away.

does that earn me a "troll" badge?

Nice try, kid!

Sounds like you may have skipped a couple meals there. Perhaps you should eat something! Like... you were going to not eat for the rest of the day, but then didn't.

fail troll is fail

epic fail, troll