Marry Eklipse, kill Man U, fuck BUFFALO

kill GeneralPE three times for not doing this right


alhazi, Krzychu, ACL Tears

*Does not know who any of these people are*

Do you even Warlight, bro?

kill ACLT, fuck alhazi, marry Krzychu

Gustave II, The Conservative, Thanatos D. Ven

Kill COnservative, f*ck Gustave, marry Thanatos

Name is Anonym, Manchester United, RandyRamPlaysIpadPro

Fuck name is anonym (II amamm the beeesst a t sttraategic fucuuking!)

Marry Randy (He'll never leave me because he's dirt poor)

Kill ManU (the last resort to forum spam)


adrian waco, #TrumpTrain, Cata Waca

Edited 5/3/2016 17:47:16

Literally would commit suicide before fucking/marrying any of them.


KNYTE, Eklipse, Dr. Stupid

Marry Eklipse
Fuck KNYTE
Kill Dr. Stupid

Your Mother, Your Grandmother, Vladimir Putin

Marry my mum , f*** my grandma and kill Putin

Windows 7 , 8 and 10

kill 8, fuck 10, marry 7 (lol that was very easy to decide xD)

Fan, Fleece, Blank

(Wow fan, I can't believe you'd fuck your gran before Putin xD incest is worse than homosexuality - theoretically bisexuality if you're still marrying your mum - lol. Putin is pretty good looking for a world leader right? xD)

Putin:



Hollande:



Like LMAO who is more attractive to you?


AAAAnyway...


Fuck Fleece, marry Blank, kill Fan.

New: Darth Darth Binks, Darth Darth Chinks, Shart Shart Stinks

kill Shart Shart Stinks, fuck Darth Darth Chinks, marry Darth Darth Binks

Onoma94, Ackbar90, Jhemiti95

Marry Onoma94, kill Ackbar 90, fuck Jhemiti95 (lol idk)

adrian waco, Ion Antonescu, name is anonym

Kill Crust, Fuck Conservative, Marry Lolicon.

Ox, Blank( is dank), Kilos.

Kill Ios, fuck windows, marry Android.

Numbnuts, Sovietbear, Kur

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Kill Kur, marry NumbNuts, fuck SovietBear :p

Oh well, since people are doing this anyway...

Death, Rivanna, Arrogance.

Marry Death, Fuck Rivanna, Kill Arrogance (I'd fuck Rivanna because she is female Death).

Martian, DesertFox, Zenvue.

Edited 5/4/2016 12:24:08

gorilla warfare

Edited 5/4/2016 16:07:06

Since Paugers' post was irrelevant, let's suggest a different one.

Fizzer, ChrisCMU, TBest.