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Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 1 Recap SPLOILERS: 4/25/2016 02:05:15

Melisandre (the Red Woman)
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The North: 8/10 Pretty good. Sansa reunited with Brienne, and now we have a crew made out of Theon, Sansa, Brienne and Podric. And they're all pretty ok... IF they get warm soon and Sansa doesnt get hypothermia.

The Wall: 9/10 Jon Snow is dead. Ser Davos and pals and Melisandre are holed up in one of the buildings. Melisandre takes off her ruby choker, revealing she's actually looks like a 100+ year old lady.

Daenarys: 6/10 Taken hostage. They plan to take her to join the widows at Vaes Dothrak.

Tyrion/Varys: 5/10 They just have a discussion. Suddenly a huge fire breaks out at the harbor. Almost all of Meereens ships are burned.

Braavos: 5/10 Blind Arya gets her ass kicked by the waif.

Kings Landing: 6/10 Jaime and Cersei plan to get back whats theres.

Margaery: 3/10 She gets a lecture from the High Sparrow.

Dorne: -1,000/10 Dorne sucked. I mean really. Dorne really, really sucked. Areo Hotah got backstabbed and killed, Ellaria kills Doran, and then the Sand Snakes kill Trystane.

Which really doesn't make any fucking sense. I mean, in the books, Doran's kids and Oberyns kid's are like brothers and sisters.

And Ellaria is getting revenge for her husband by.... slaughtering his family......?

Really, I thought season 5 Dorne was bad but... Honestly it just felt sickeningly stupid.

So far, it looks as though the only really "interesting" stuff is all at the wall- which is good, since thats the part that the most time was devoted to.

Edited 4/25/2016 12:52:35
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