"Free printing services?" What is this, college? Oh wait, no. College doesn't have frequent grammar issues.
Still, you want weak players? Not a very competent pool you are picking from. If you are actively looking for weak players, you are either: 1) Teaching them 2) Insulting them with poor grammar 3) Pushing yourself to irrelevance
Even if you are recruiting strong players, that isn't my point. My point is that your clan has very odd interests and is dooming itself with its choices.