Right !

My animu knowledge is so great it isn't healthy.

Next question: There are three reasons why Canadians/Brits shouldn't brag about burning down the White House in the hilariously sad War of 1812. Name two.

1. Well... there's still a USA, isn't there?
2. From memory DC was already won when they burned it down.

Your second one I will accept. The White House was already abandoned and not defended when their army reached Washington and set it ablaze.

were halfway...

3: They still didn't win the war?

Because the United States simply rebuilt it?

While those are both true, the reasons can be found in the war. I'll give you a hint: The second reason was possibly something big that people name.