This one time at band camp, i mean warlight i declared war on a player who is a friend in the real world for taking the last can of beer from the fridge, We were both on our laptops in the same room.

Just to see who is in the wrong here, who took the 2nd last one? This needs further investigation.

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Good point but is it not a rule if you finish them that you have to buy the next pack.

I don't do that, if my housemate declares war on me in a Warlight game I normally just go and drink all the beer and then beat the shit out of him.

Works for me :)

lol

One time, my friend and I jumped into a game together and decided we would go for global domination then VTE. We got about halfway through with our goal when I began to sense some ill intentions from him (he and I converse on the phone when we play since he lives far away). He slowly began to start requesting some of my lands. An obvious attempt to get an upper hand on me. I declined expecting him to attack me without a declaration. I readied myself. Next turn came and as expected he attacked. I let loose the full strength of my armies upon his nation. His cries for mercy went unheard. I reduced him to a state which another attack could not harm me.

This sort of play is a regular occurrencexercise between us.

Best stupidest declaration of war ever:

"Texas hereby declares was on New York as a result of that country's failure to change the name of every street in its capitol to "RETRACTED" in recognition of our support in the war against Florida".

Stupidest decleration of war is any decleration of war on me.

It's always fun to declare war on someone who is on the other side of the map, just to add more stress to their life.