Washout Gags

Winged Gophers

http://www.abbreviations.com/WG

I'm a big fan of Wohngemeinschaft

LoLz after looking at the Wannabe Gnuffones clan page they can easily be name most "elite" clan due to 10 wannabe requirements! Congrats!

^says the guy with the clan called Masters...

^says the guy who can't get into [WG]* based on bootrate...

*Wario's Garlic

was that to me, tsumaki? i never got rejected from WG because of bootrate...

they are harsh about prereqs, i met nine of ten and still got rejected, pulsey meets about 3 of them, he had no chance

ironic the guy who met 9 preqs once asked the guy who met 3 preqs to tutor him

lol

1. boot rate max 5%- Pass
2. 50% win rate in 1v1 2v2 3v3- Fail 3v3
3. top 20 seasonal ladder final rank/top 25 1v1 ladder/top 10 2v2 ladder- Fail
4. no multi clan affiliation- Fail
5. 200 days since created warlight account- Pass
6. able to take part in ladders-Pass
7. 500 games minimum-Pass
8. not to have and operate alternate accounts in other clans or to troll with- Fail
9. multi day game average max speed 1 day- Pass
10. no offensive phrases or picture on the warlight profile-Pass

thats 6, not 9, trollhawks

If I were to leave VIW, I would technically meet all 10 prereqs... but only because of that Season X trainwreck XD. Strangely enough my 1v1 record against WG members is pretty good, but I'm sure it'd dip down considerably if I played them on a regular basis.

Did anyone say Watery Grits yet? There've been so much WG going around I'm afraid I may have repeated one...

Some? You don't meet any :)

1. boot rate max 5%- Pass
2. 50% win rate in 1v1 2v2 3v3- havent played any 2v2 yet
3. top 20 seasonal ladder final rank/top 25 1v1 ladder/top 10 2v2 ladder- only played in the 1v1 ladder and failed there
4. no multi clan affiliation- Pass
5. 200 days since created warlight account- Pass
6. able to take part in ladders-Pass
7. 500 games minimum-Fail
8. not to have and operate alternate accounts in other clans or to troll with- Fail, fail and douvle fail
9. multi day game average max speed 1 day- Pass
10. no offensive phrases or picture on the warlight profile-Pass

looks like i meet some,

If I were to join, I would pass all. Except 1.

i think meeting those 10 preqs will allow you to be CONSIDERED for the clan, doesn't guarantee you a spot.
You rpobably have to pass through some ridiculous tests to prove yourself.

pulsey, like holding your mobile phone with unuterable parts of your body?

People do not HAVE to meet all 10 for a tryout, those are the guidelines for tryout. We do some 1v1s and 2v2s as our tryout. Most of the time we have ladder games we can review on the person, so it isn't to extensive. But doing a few games let's us chat, get to know your thinking, etc.

I really don't know you at all iNoob, but the low amount of games is the biggest one for me. Not a lot to go on.

I pass 3 of them (I count my picture as offensive) xD

To the Worldwide Galaxy of Warlight Guys Who Got fresh about our initials
Well Great let's all Wake Gun of WG Who Gares if We Gurt their feelings
just because We're Good We're Godlike and We're Great Warlight Gamers
that in no reason to treat us like We're GG
WG Was Good Will Get Way Greater We Got the Wise Guidelines of the prerequisites
as We Get a lot of requests to join
so in order to keep out the
Weird Guys(seahawks)
the Wounding Germs(Pulsey) the Wanking Gooch(Pulsey) the Warlight Ghouls(Pulsey) we had to make it strict
further more as World Greats We Guarantee to all the Warlight Guys
that any prospecting candidate who meets the prerequisites
Will Get voted on by the WG Warlight Group a Wonderful Group a Willing Group of Warlight Greats
the Wanted Guys Would Get invited to join and the Wrong Guys Would Get the full Wrath of the Gods
and to all the Wondering Guys WG stands for Wooly Gorillas
you are Welcome Goodbye

Wojo Gojo, I'm glad you had the patience to bold letters in a post that would be ignored in a matter of days :)