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TES: Oblivion, the truth of you jail sentence.: 10/22/2015 17:27:47


Lolicon love
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Ever wonder why you were in jail at the beginning of Oblivion. Do you just make up something to set the role play mood or have you ever thought it was for something more.
Well I figured out why you were jailed and sentenced to execution.
The biggest give away is children yes why are there no children in Cyrodiil.
The answer is that you had abducted and murdered EVERY child in the country before being caught.
Why else would there be no children or the adults not speak of them because someone no one knew had killed them all.
YOU.
TES: Oblivion, the truth of you jail sentence.: 10/22/2015 18:53:58


Blank
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If there are no children, then we need to make some.

If you know what I mean
TES: Oblivion, the truth of you jail sentence.: 10/23/2015 00:34:14

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TES: Oblivion, the truth of you jail sentence.: 10/23/2015 09:31:03


Angry Panda
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Lolicon, it seems you forgot at least one, this kitten:



Edited 10/23/2015 09:34:44
TES: Oblivion, the truth of you jail sentence.: 10/23/2015 09:33:53


Diplomatic Immunity 
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^ I'm pretty sure that's Skyrim, not Oblivion by the look of the chest and the bed.
TES: Oblivion, the truth of you jail sentence.: 10/23/2015 09:36:11


Angry Panda
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Well you are also a prisoner in the beginning of Skyrim... and he came from Cyrodiil mmmh... certainly again another Children mass murder confirmed!

Edited 10/23/2015 09:36:19
TES: Oblivion, the truth of you jail sentence.: 10/23/2015 09:41:28


Angry Panda
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and you did not kill the princesses!!!! you serial killer retard!

TES: Oblivion, the truth of you jail sentence.: 10/23/2015 09:58:17


Diplomatic Immunity 
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That is oblivion
TES: Oblivion, the truth of you jail sentence.: 10/23/2015 10:29:34


Angry Panda
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:)
TES: Oblivion, the truth of you jail sentence.: 10/23/2015 11:54:11


Legi
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in my first run in oblivion i had this backstory:

I (Dunmer) was part of a bandit-gang and we tried to rob a merchant caravan.
but the people from the caravan was undercover imperial-guards.
and they slaughted my whole gang and i, as the last standing bandit, surrendered.
so i was in the prison and waited for my execution and then the emperor showed up... you know the story.

after i was free i decided to change my life-style. i helped every person he meet,
became the champ of the arena, helped some daedra-gods and at the end saved Cyrodil from the apocalypse ;)

I was a Hero.

then i joined the Dark Brotherhood, became an assassin and slaughtered every person in cyrodil.

THE END
TES: Oblivion, the truth of you jail sentence.: 10/23/2015 15:03:41


Lolicon love
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well in the end of oblivion you become the deadric lord of madness segorath that you meet in skyrim.
TES: Oblivion, the truth of you jail sentence.: 10/23/2015 21:36:41


Vormulak
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dear god so many errors. ''I (Dunmer) was part of a bandit-gang and we tried to rob a merchant caravan.'' It should be I was part of a bandit gang that attempted to rob a merchant caravan* ''but the people from the caravan was undercover imperial-guards.'' the people from the caravan were* not was. ''segorath'' its spelled Sheogorath you casual filth.
TES: Oblivion, the truth of you jail sentence.: 10/23/2015 22:20:25


Vormulak
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hitler save us indeed KaflGoldberg674.... hitler save us indeed
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