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Bribery: 10/9/2015 18:15:35

Quicksand 
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I am incorruptible... with coins
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Bribery: 10/9/2015 18:16:58


Jefferspin 
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Hahahahahah
Bribery: 10/9/2015 18:19:39


Master of the Dead 
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lol.. Entertainment guaranteed!
Bribery: 10/9/2015 18:24:24


[WM] Gnuffone 
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lol i love this!!!
Bribery: 10/9/2015 18:26:30


master of desaster 
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i can understand it. I'd rather pay hhh out too than losing to him. cookiemonster didn't decide for the Cookies this time.

Btw Gnuff are you already stalling on the seasonal again?
https://www.warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=9574954
Bribery: 10/9/2015 18:29:26


[WM] Gnuffone 
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actually they are crucial turns. He is ahead of position and stack, i have slightly more income. i have to make a prediction that will decide the game. and i am not sure what best is. Probably my best moves would depend on what he does, and everytime i open the game i feel i should make a different move. I do think next 2 turns will be clear if i won or lost.
Bribery: 10/10/2015 03:23:38


Strategos
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The game will take 10+ turns to finish, my least favorite type of game. Why waste over an hour of my life to try to win a game I would have won easily if I didn't play when fatigued and unable to be an accountant.

Simple counting would have let me know HHH's income and locations. The ability to think would have told me to transfer an army east (to prepare a blockade) and not west (to try to hold a bonus with 3). That transfer would have enabled one more army to be deployed in Greenland. That would have enabled me to hold Greenland long enough to take a second bonus. Game over. Simple accounting. I was too tired and didn't care. So I pay the price: an unecessary disadvantage.

SR is simple: if you are an accountant and have an advantage, you shouldn't lose. If you are not an accountant, you can lose the advantage.

I am willing to pay my accounting fee. I offer the same deal to any player who has an advantage in any of my ladder games that I played while too tired to be an accountant. A surrender for a surrender. I don't have to waste my time. And I don't waste your time trying to claw back and win a long, drawn out game in which I wait 2-3 days to take a turn because I couldn't be bothered to put in time counting armies in a game I would have won if I had already put in the time. Then I give you coins that don't matter to me but might matter to you.

Don't we all benefit? My fatigue and resultant mental laziness rewards you with coins. And I don't have to feel forced to carry on playing a game I still could win and already should have won.

https://youtu.be/GxCplsdCwxY

Edited 10/10/2015 11:17:57
Bribery: 10/10/2015 03:40:28

Pulsey
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Whenever da Vici loses its because he's fatigued, just like when JSA loses its because he's not concentrating.
Bribery: 10/10/2015 03:40:33

Pulsey
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Whenever da Vici loses its because he's fatigued, just like when JSA loses its because he's not concentrating.
Bribery: 10/10/2015 03:40:51


Nico (TLN)
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da vici I'll give you my virginity for some coins.
Bribery: 10/10/2015 03:48:40


Strategos
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Bad logic, Pulsey. I've lost at least 20% of at least 6000 games played. I've hit the surrender button more times than you probably ever will.

I also have a bunch of coins I will never use. Why not make use of them? I will never buy a new account or clan. Nor will I ever reach the amount needed to cash out.

So how can I use my coins? Reward other players and save my time. Time is money.

Nico, over the last week I am oversexed and have underslept. And I only have sex with hot/cute girls I have established a strong connection with. But I'd buy sleep if I could. In about an hour I'll go get a massage from a blind masseuse. I woke up with brain pain.

Edited 10/10/2015 06:13:16
Bribery: 10/10/2015 03:54:59

JSA 
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Indeed, poor logic Pulsey. Seriously, you don't think two years is a bit long to carry on a joke?
Bribery: 10/10/2015 05:27:39

Pulsey
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Okay. Sorry, JSA.
Bribery: 10/10/2015 05:38:14


Jefferspin 
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Do those hot/cute girls accept your coin offers?
Bribery: 10/10/2015 05:51:56


Strategos
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Hot/cute girls absolutely love WL coins!

I've never paid for sex. It's odd, but for some reason or another, hot/cute girls actually like attractive, humorous, kind, intelligent men with a decent income. I don't understand it, but I'll take what I can get!

Edited 10/10/2015 11:20:04
Bribery: 10/10/2015 06:29:08


Diplomatic Immunity 
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attractive, humorous, kind, intelligent men with decent income.


That totally doesn't come off as arrogant or anything.
Bribery: 10/10/2015 08:09:00


Strategos
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Who cares. Show me your real name, real face, and real biographical information and I will care what "da Vici" says to people named "Pulsey," "Diplomatic Immunity," et al.

But if you want to discuss arrogance, your name itself is arrogant. Diplomats abuse diplomatic immunity every day, and you named yourself this as if you are some privileged elite who benefits from diplomatic immunity. But does that make you arrogant, elitist, or privileged? No. In reality you are probably as insignificant as the rest of us. Your name is part of the imaginary game you have constructed for yourself on a virtual mini-society called WarLight.

Imagine if we were all playing this game in one room full of laptops, computers, and cellphones. If we saw the faces of the people talking with us, we would probably not communicate with most of the people we encounter, since we would perceive them to be too young, too foolish looking, too frail/effeminate, too dirty/in need of hygienic assistance, too fat/dull looking, too full of themselves, etc.

Edited 10/10/2015 18:18:22
Bribery: 10/10/2015 08:16:23


Strategos
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Oh yeah, with respect to the offer I proposed to HHH, my plan was to let him surrender and then not surrender in the coin game, because that would be funny if and only if it were done to HHH. Making the Cookie Monster angry about his lost cookies would be funny.
Bribery: 10/10/2015 10:15:54

Pulsey
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Is your ego so easily hurt that you see merit in writing paragraphs and paragraphs of bullsh*t to overwhelm our one liners? Look at the effort you go into when responding to Quicksand, me and Diplomatic Immunity.

To quote yourself, YOU are probably the one that takes WL and yourself too seriously.

Perhaps you should try deriving some meaning out of your very own words of wisdom.

Edited 10/10/2015 10:23:05
Bribery: 10/10/2015 10:27:05


Des {TJC}
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For some reason, I can just...taste all this salt. I don't know where its coming from. I think its coming in the direction of di vici


@Jeff, I know somewhere that you can "spin" your coins.

Edited 10/10/2015 10:29:01
Bribery: 10/10/2015 10:40:25


Diplomatic Immunity 
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I agree with Pulsey, and my name is what people started calling me in real life to the point where it stuck lol. I didn't call myself it, until everyone else did.
Bribery: 10/10/2015 11:09:16


Strategos
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Pulsey, you assume too much about my goals and project too many feelings and emotions on me. I play Scrabble if I want to limit my word usage to the bare minimum each time it's my turn to contribute.

If you play the 1v1 ladder and cannot see beyond the fog and have no intel, is it safe to assume you know all of the enemy's starting spots on turn 1, when there are, let's say, ten different viable possibilities? If you can't make certain predictions in a simple game that involves only 3 starting spots and rather limited variables, what makes you so sure you can predict the feelings, emotions, and goals of complicated individuals when there are a myriad of variables in play?

Scientists do this all the time. They are meticulous about following the scientific method when in the lab and peer review when they publish. Then in everyday life they make ridiculous comments about societies, groups, states, individuals, etc. that show a complete disregard of objectivity.

Edited 10/10/2015 11:47:51
Bribery: 10/10/2015 11:13:00


Strategos
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Diplomatic Immunity, your friends call you Diplomatic Immunity in real life? And you do too? That isn't healthy.

If anyone called me by some ridiculous WL name in real life, I would not respond or bother talking to that person.
Bribery: 10/10/2015 11:22:52

Pulsey
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Projecting and assuming is an elegant art of simplicity and deconstruction and remaining seated deep within Plato's cave as you watch the fire's shadows flicker on the cave wall.


How can anyone NOT cringe while reading or writing that! Try saying that aloud!

Should I assume that your youthful angst and antisocial behavior is related to your age...


Pot and kettle?

You are a young, angry, skinny little Asian gay boy that uses WL's forum as a way to troll


You seem to be the one with all the anger and passion here, and calling me 'angry, skinny, little Asian gay boy' seems pretty trollish to me.

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Your response is the epitome of my earlier argument. What can I say.

AH! he's edited his comment.

Edited 10/10/2015 11:47:52
Bribery: 10/10/2015 11:31:55


Strategos
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It was clearly stated that I didn't mean what I said about you. I was merely playing your game of assuming the unknowable with you, and acting like I was the expert on it. It is like Stephen Colbert playing a conservative for ten years. It wasn't not really him, but some people didn't understand that.

Edited 10/10/2015 11:46:27
Bribery: 10/10/2015 11:38:41

Pulsey
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Is it really though? I don't think this is the first time I've heard such unflattering descriptions of myself from you.
Bribery: 10/10/2015 11:45:52


ps 
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got to love Gui's argumentation :)
Bribery: 10/10/2015 11:48:30

Pulsey
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Why don't you make it notable then!!!
Bribery: 10/10/2015 11:58:21

MisterT
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my god what a nonsense. what idiot is gonna brag about that he is an accountant, and funny and got a steady income and a lot off hot sexy girls and way more in a game when nobody is asking.


''In about an hour I'll go get a massage from a blind masseuse. I woke up with brain pain. ''

okay very interesting

you cant say id like to make war and provoke and be the bad guy and stuff and atthe same time say i didnt mean it and saying you are actuaally nice . you have to stay with one of the 2 ya know otherwise you are neither

Edited 10/10/2015 11:58:55
Bribery: 10/10/2015 12:19:31


hedja 
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I still don't get all this hate towards Qi, he's a nice guy even if he sometimes does sometimes come across as arrogant on the forums
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