Making fun of the US is usually really annoying to put up with, but this thread has me laughing my ass off!

USA
Strength: Strength, Musicians, Inventors
Weakness: Allies with no strength, Debt, A society that doesn't care about physical health

UK
Strength: The fact it used to be a great power.
Weakness: The fact it still thinks its a great power.

Australia
Strength: Dangerous Shit
Weakness: Dangerous Shit

Ethiopia
Strength: Coffee and Goats
Weakness: Poverty

USA
Strength: Capitalism and Freedom
Weakness: Capitalism and Communism

Philippines
Strength: None, this country is utter crap
Weakness: Everything

Belgium
Strengths: Waffles, the capital of the EU
Weaknesses: High prices, the capital of the EU

Poland
Strengths: Low food prices, high patriotism
Weaknesses: corruption, incompetence, radical catholics, stupid people who voted on them, high patriotism.

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South Korea
Strengths:Japan, USA
Weakness:North Korea

North Korea
Strength:Best marchers on earth
Weakness:American propaganda

Finland:
Strengths: Has the unbreakable object
Weaknesses: Cold.

Lavitia
Strengths : potato
Weaknesses : other foods

China
Strengths : making lots of babies
Weakness : overpopulation

Philippines
Strengths : its allies
Weaknesses : corruption , fuck Marcos

Germany
Stranghths : 0 debt
Weakness : no fun

Scotland
Strengths: Good food, brave warriors
Weaknesses: Go into battle naked, believe that Cameron doesn't rig referendums

Belgium:
Strength: Good Allies
Weakness: Not a real country

Japan

Strength: Hentai, hottest women on earth, jujitsu, smart people who are good at math.
Weakness: CHINA, which balances out all its strengths.

France

Strengths: wine
Weaknesses: French people

Canada

Strengths: Maple Syrup, Friendliness
Weaknesses: Friendliness, Boring AF

Turkey

Strengths : ALLAHU AKBAR
Weaknesses : Erdogan

Thailand

Strength: An Exotic Country to visit
Weakness:Mystery meat sold by attractive women.

Thailand

Strength: Thai food
Weakness: Typhoons and tsunamis

France

Strength: Some of the greatest generals and empires ever.
Weakness: None of the above mentioned exist anymore.

Iceland

strength: qualified for Euro2016
weakness: It's fucking cold there!

Sweden

Strength: Great Country
Weakness: Islam

Russia
Strength: Winter, Red Army, Nukes
Weakness: Winter, NATO, Communism

PRC
Strength: Large Pop., Good Military, Nukes, Great Food
Weakness: Overpopulation, USA, HAX!!!

USA
Strength: Economy, Military, Nukes, Food (sorta), Culture, Patriotism
Weakness: Communism, HAX!!!, Capitalism, Obesity, Republicans

Greenland
Strength:Is a great getaway for those worn out Vikings
Weakness:Isnt really green

Yemen
Strength: The flag is pretty cool, I guess.
Weakness: Everything else