| Cheesy jokes: 8/12/2015 18:00:41 |
Moth
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What's big and red and bad for your teeth?
-A brick
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
-They're really good at it
What looks like parrot but is orange?
-carrot
What's another joke?
-This thread
What should you say to cheesy jokes?
-cut the cheese
Why are cheesy jokes the best?
-Because cheese you idiot
Numbnuts, shut up
-No
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/12/2015 18:01:26 |
Lolicon love
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what's white and if it falls from a tree it can kill you?
a plane
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/12/2015 18:07:33 |
Moth
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What's big and round and can crush you?
-A log rolling down a hill
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/12/2015 18:15:24 |
Lolicon love
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why did the girl drop her ice-cream?
she was on fire
Edited 8/13/2015 23:52:32
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/12/2015 18:16:35 |
Moth
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Why did sally fall off the swing?
-she had no arms
Knock, knock
Whose there?
Not sally
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/12/2015 18:36:52 |
Darth Darth Binks
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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/12/2015 18:55:51 |
Lolicon love
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what's pink and screams and screams and screams?
a skinned baby in a bucket of salt.
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/12/2015 20:11:39 |
Moth
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What's red and green and goes really fast?
-A frog in a blender
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/12/2015 20:41:25 |
Mister_Wolfy
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Beethoven is decomposing.
Too bad, I like his music. :3
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/12/2015 20:44:50 |
Lolicon love
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a black man walks into a bar....you think he would of seen it coming.
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/12/2015 23:53:56 |
Darth Darth Binks
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Why did the cactus cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's back.
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/13/2015 00:15:27 |
Thomas 633
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If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you'll probably have to barium.
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/13/2015 00:19:05 |
Moth
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
-an investigator
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/13/2015 00:20:40 |
Lolicon love
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why did the baby fall over?
BECAUSE I STABBED IT IN THE CHEST
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/13/2015 00:26:21 |
Moth
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Why can't lolicon make a good cheesy joke?
-Because it hasn't been aged.
<3 Lolicon love :)
Edited 8/13/2015 00:34:31
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/13/2015 00:48:05 |
Lolicon love
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my friend threw sodium chloride at me today
it was as-salt
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/13/2015 00:48:48 |
Lolicon love
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i like my girls the way i like my wine
12 years old and locked in the cellar
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/13/2015 02:52:09 |
Moth
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How did you ever become a zombie?
-I like dead things *wink, wink*
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/13/2015 03:03:00 |
Жұқтыру
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Wine is older than that, generally, if you're keeping it in the cellar. I don't have experience with this, but I'm guessing 25+ years old?
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| Cheesy jokes: 8/13/2015 03:09:57 |
Major General Smedley Butler
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Actually most wine is released within 2 years of creation.
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