Dear Readers,
The last link does not work so i will change my profile picture to a picture of my babies if you would like to see them.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

platypus, we must reunite against the walrus species. we shall annihilate them from the earth
the platypus is not ranked among the cutest species, but rather is a majestic animal, inspiring awe within the hearts of all who behold us
our beauty is simply astounding

Dear A Man in search of answers?,
There is a higher power, humans have known this since the dawn of their existence. He has taken many different faces for all societies, sometimes many, but they are all the same. Some people do not believe in the Great One Above, but he is still there.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear Platypus, Juggernaut of Denmark,
This is false, if he had a rabbit, then it would be eating your carrots, but even then it would not be able to open your refrigerator. As no animal has opposable thumbs that work like humans (besides monkeys and a couple others), it would be impossible for this walrus to open your refrigerator. Secondly walrus do not eat carrots, they find them disgusting. Please stop posting lies on my thread.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear Ironheart,
Wear a hat.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear Anti-Platypus Walrus, x • apex, and [WM] Fridge,
I saw no question in your posts, please only post questions.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear The anti anti platypus walrus platypus,
It is quite obvious who you are, you are wrong on so many accounts, please do not post on my thread ever again.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear Red Panda,

Why do you think walruses don't like carrots? They're amazing!

Why are you all so stupid?

Dear Red Panda,
My hats will just get shat on and what if they miss my hat and get somewhere esle on me?
Your Angry Reader
Ironheart