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The Bee Movie is Fascist Propaganda!!!: 9/28/2017 20:23:12


Paugers 
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"The Bee Movie is fascist propaganda. My family thought I was insane but it's true. Let's look at the story here. Barry B. Benson, faced with the soul-sucking repetitiveness of proletarian life working for Honex, decides to try to free himself and goes outside of the hive. After doing outside stuff, he figures out that bees are being exploited by humans, because humans are expropriating their honey/surplus value. Barry, having achieved class consciousness, starts a lawsuit/proletarian revolution. Barry, with the help of the bee proletariat, wins. Post-scarcity is reached, and fully automated luxury bee communism is achieved. It should be paradise. However, this is not where the movie ends. Because of some bullshit mismanagement, bees just stop doing anything, including pollination. The world's vegetation begins to die, and Barry has to deal with the guilt of closing his class-traitor girlfriend's flower shop and spelling the end of life on earth as we know it. To solve the issue, the bees work with the humans to solve the crisis, and afterwards, bees continue to make honey and allow humans to use it. In other words, they solve their problems by ending fully automated luxury bee communism and promoting FUCKING CLASS COLLABORATION. How dare Jerry Seinfeld imply that fully automated luxury bee communism would doom us? How dare he try to tell us that fascist class collaboration is the answer? Who knew that by watching and sharing increasingly accelerating apian cinematic memes we were helping the enemy? I don't beelieve it."

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The Bee Movie is Fascist Propaganda!!!: 9/28/2017 20:34:19


Empire of Kilos
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The Bee movie but everytime the lawsuit is mentioned a random Hitler speech is played.
The Bee Movie is Fascist Propaganda!!!: 9/28/2017 20:42:03


Paugers 
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The Bee movie but everytime they say bee the entire script of the Bee Movie is read
The Bee Movie is Fascist Propaganda!!!: 9/28/2017 20:55:30


Padraig
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Jerry Seinfeld's net worth is more than three quarters of a billion dollars.
The Bee Movie is Fascist Propaganda!!!: 9/28/2017 21:55:53


Wulfhere
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the Bee movie but every time they say "Bee" it's an ISIS beheading video
The Bee Movie is Fascist Propaganda!!!: 9/28/2017 22:22:35


Onoma94 
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who? what?
The Bee Movie is Fascist Propaganda!!!: 9/28/2017 22:45:18


Padraig
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Kind of like a drinking game, but with murder and copious amounts of blood.
The Bee Movie is Fascist Propaganda!!!: 9/29/2017 00:51:55


Wulfhere
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smoke weed mahn nigguh
The Bee Movie is Fascist Propaganda!!!: 10/1/2017 18:27:49


Leibstandarte (Vengeance)
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Read this on a Left-Wing Discord


If i did not read that i would have shitpost.
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