vs Retrospection (a member of Beta[WoMan]'s glorious gang of Beta Males)
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4788872

Picks: ## He triple picks the north? This isn't supposed to be the Noob, No Noob thread. ##

Play: ## He attacks neutrals, I clean up after him turns 4 and 6. ## He let's me bust Russia so he can waste more armies taking China. ## How many neutrals does he want to kill instead of killing me? ##

Conclusion: No #Elite!

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vs Boleusz (some nobody who snuck through the prereq of 70%?)
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4789019

Picks: ## Deja vu. Is this that Retrospection guy in disguise? ## A FTB in Scandinavia that he doesn't even suspect? Noob, No Noob? ##

Play: ## Turn 3 he has superior income. I win the long game on growth. ## Turn 4 Machman is lucky with three 3v2s in Greenland, which gives me a quicker victory. If I missed in Greenland the inevitable outcome would have been postponed by 3-6 turns. ##

Conclusion: Noob, No Noob candidate. No #Elite!

time for beat[WoMan] Jay to come and fight for WoMan honor.

Hoppmann Qnaufi, my level is too low to use priority and delay cards in a custom game.

I fight you, Machiavelli. you play?

Same here, play.
You probably will not be able to prevail.

Many people assume every troll that pops up on the forums is Gui. Billy Walsh, The Legend, Maquina Belica, etc. are some I can think of off of the top of my head. I think most are not Gui.

This is definitely Gui, plain and simple. The way he talks and acts is too Gui to not be Gui, no one can copy him that perfectly.

Machiavelli=Gui
Conclusion: No #Elite!

Another [WoMan] chirping? These [WoMen] sure talk a good game.

@Pulsey, play Beta[WoMan] or Jennifer S Anniston[WoMan] first. They are the best of the best.

Yeah "No noob" and "[WoMAn]" are typical pieces of gui pseudo-humour. And an intellectual reference for a username, even though it doesn't relate at all to the posts.

Gui/no Gui: Gui

And only Gui would be low enough to defile the good name of Jesnnifer Anniston by associating it with some disease-ridden clanslut.

You are right, I am Machiavelli. But if he starts losing, I reserve the right to disassociate myself from him.

Actually, I wouldn't doubt if it was JSA.

Man, you are good. The very moment your name gets referenced in a post you haven't yet commented in you appear out of thin air.

It's almost like you are participating on this thread under a second account!

Edited 9/5/2013 13:58:05

I also think he is. Why don't you invite me to one of your creepy games?

Also, billy, maquina bellica etc etc most of them were Myhandisonfire, his style is way more original while qi's one is bitchy.

Edited 9/5/2013 14:06:40

oh, so i'v beaten myhand before :D


wowbagger = machiavelli?

Yes, in a world in which the rotation of the inhabited planet makes half a day equivalent to 'the very moment', I agree. I think Wowbagger's alt is Le Petit Prince.

Edited 9/5/2013 14:30:11

I am neither royal nor little nor flaming.

I also never realized that 'half a day' was five hours. Thanks for that lesson Gui!
Knowing is half the battle. GI JOE!!!

Edited 9/5/2013 14:38:25

Ok. We'll go by your little planet's way of counting days. It doesn't really matter. But on Earth it was half a day.

You guys are funny though. Some idiot comes out of nowhere and you immediately either guess who it is (it is always me, isn't it? where is the fun in guessing when it is always me?) or you challenge the person (me!) as if it even matters.

I'll try that too...

Machiavelli, you are an idiot. You got lucky in the first game against rubik and didn't do anything special in the other games. You want a real challenge? Invite me to a game.

Wow, that gave me a good self-esteem boost. I think I will ask for a raise tomorrow.

Edited 9/5/2013 14:52:32

Gui first referenced: 09/05/2013 04:32:37
Gui first responds: 09/05/2013 09:50:21
Time differential: 5:17:44, a half-day

Therefore one day = 10:35:28!

Le Petit Prince, I think butterflies and flowers are intrinsically beautiful too.