Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 04:49:01 |
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In Warlight, you generally want to attack with twice as many armies as the defender has.
In Soviet Russia, twice as many armies as you have attack YOU!
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 04:50:37 |
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In Warlight, you can spy on a player with a card.
In Soviet Russia, cards spy on the player.
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 04:52:09 |
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In Warlight, you can play a free-for-all.
In Soviet Russia, you can play a free-for-none.
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 04:53:29 |
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In Warlight, you can play in teams to conquer the world.
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia conquers the world.
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 04:54:08 |
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In Warlight, you can transfer armies to a teammate.
In Soviet Russia, the army transfers you!
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 04:55:15 |
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In Warlight, you can boot other players.
In Soviet Russia, other player's boot you!
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 04:55:51 |
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In Warlight, you can vote to boot and vote to end.
In Soviet Russia, there is no voting.
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 04:57:49 |
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In Warlight, the rounding mode determines how many armies are killed when the result is not even.
In Soviet Russia, the army kills all and the results are never even.
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 04:59:07 |
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In Warlight, your income is determined by how much land you control.
In Soviet Russia, the land you control belongs to Soviet Russia.
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 04:59:57 |
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In Warlight, an Army Cap reduces your income.
In Soviet Russia, The Army Captain takes your income.
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 05:01:17 |
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In Warlight, you can create wastelands in the Settings Menu.
In Soviet Russia, you can create wastelands by building a nuclear reactor.
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 05:02:43 |
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In Warlight, an Open Seat expires if it has been around too long.
In Soviet Russia, YOU expire if you've been around too long.
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 05:03:53 |
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In Warlight, armies can move a long distance in a single turn with multi-attack.
In Soviet Russia, armies moving a long distance starve and freeze to death.
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 05:04:46 |
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In Warlight, when an army transfers, it cannot move again.
In Soviet Russia, when you transfer, the army moves to you!
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 05:06:09 |
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In Warlight, you choose random warlords.
In Soviet Russia, random warlords choose you!
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 05:06:57 |
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In Warlight, you don't attack wastelands.
In Soviet Russia, wastelands attack YOu!
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 05:07:45 |
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In Warlight, use the Analyze Tool.
In Soviet Russia, Tools analyze you!
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 05:08:58 |
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In Warlight, territories are distributed manually.
In Mexico, Manuel distributes territories.
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 05:10:33 |
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In Warlight, you can attack only.
In Soviet Russia, Only Attacks YOu!
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Alternate History:What if the Cold War never ended: 1/21/2015 05:11:52 |
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In Warlight, you can play practice or ranked.
In Soviet Russia, Practice Ranks You!
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