Ok, I'm gonna bite since it's the first thread of this sort that feels good-natured. Not gonna include myself though.
Best Overall Player:
Hard to say it's not Gnuffone. There are a couple of guys that should be better since his playstyle has inherent general flaws in it, but he was far more dedicated to the game than for example myhand or Timinator and makes far less easy mistakes. On the other end of the spectrum would be zibik, who could greatly benefit from being slightly more agressive.
Best Strategic 1v1 Player:
I really do not think there is a qualitative difference between most top players on that template. If you're going by overall long-term performance it likely has to be piggy.
Best 2v2 Team:
No idea.
Best EU player:
myhand
Best Teammate:
MC or Taeja :)
Best Clan:
Former 20
Most Impressive Strategic 1v1 Game Win:
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=2097492 Sometimes when I see my old games I see far too many mistakes for comfort, however they tended to be more enjoyable :)
Most Thrown-Away Win:
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3569999 At the very least that was what I thought back then.
Most Self-Confident Player:
Ok, I'll include myself here.
Best Forum Poster:
I'm gonna go with Mathwof and RvW. There are many that are far funnier, but logic and coherence is so rare on warlight forum they have to be mentioned.
Best Individual Forum Post:
Yet to come.
Most Entertaining Alt Account:
Lion by far.
Best Troll:
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