It's a good thing I posted the tame stuff. I guess not everyone is ready for brain eating and boobs with pasties. lol

Imagine my reaction when www.jrussellmikkelsen.com links to a site devoted to you, complete with headshots and stories of your bravery. I read the first short about you getting mugged. "I'm not going to fight you" I would be so relieved.

You brand yourself. Narcissism taken to an extreme.

Did you want my website to have pictures of someone else, featuring true stories from other people's lives? I think perhaps you don't know what extreme narcissism looks like.

But here's a story about me getting shown up by someone who believes he is a god among men: http://www.jrussellmikkelsen.com/?p=296

(PS. He is what extreme narcissism actually looks like.)

Did you want my website to have pictures of someone else, featuring true stories from other people's lives?

Yeah, I do. I think that would be very healthy for you. You realise this is a description of almost every single website ever? Where is Fizzers headshot?

The website is you spending a lot of energy to tell the world who you are. You treat other people like bit parts in the movie of your life. "I/me" twice as often as "they/you". Why do you think the illusionist is a narcissist?

C'mon, Piggy. Be serious. Fizzer created a game for others to use. I am writing stories about my life for others to read. How many autobiographies have a cover that isn't of themself? How many creative non-fiction stories have a main character other than the author? The answer is, extraordinarily few. What I've done with my site is not abnormal for the genre I'm working within.

I think The Illusionist is a narcissist because he was locked in a psychiatric hospital against his will for narcissism psychosis. Read about it here: http://www.jrussellmikkelsen.com/?p=626

I am absolutely attempting to brand myself. And I am definitely more narcissistic than average. But it seems to upset you that I'm willing to be more than an anonymous face on the internet. Like, showing people who I actually am makes me some crazy narcissistic monster who masturbates alone in front of a mirror.

I do need to show more weakness and vulnerability in my stories, though. I'll give you that.

Greetings, I am a 24 year old misogynist from Canada. My hobbies include: Beating up little children, teaching Platypus how to behave in public, and Pokemon. I am a graduate of Harvard University, and now have a job working for Burger King.

I started playing Warlight about 2 months ago, but I got really pissed off at this noob named Platypus who was running around the forums acting like he owned everything. So, i changed my named to Anti-Platypus Walrus (it used to be Anti-Platpyus Walrus (long story behind that)).

I am generally considered the best player on Warlight due to my extremely high win rate. Ignore that one loss, it was just luck. Oh, and also ignore the 8v8. I had terrible teammates (some penguin who hates Lolowut and a reindeer who hates Szeweningen).

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3776253

Recently a player named Lion insulted my mustache, so I challenged him to a duel. He still hasn't accepted (probably out of cowardice).

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3638992

And, unlike J Russel, Dead Piggy, blortis, and x, I am using this thread for its intended purposes.

Um, so did we. I'm just not as much a raging narcissist as j. russell m. is (surest sign of writerly narcissism: use of your middle name/initials).

And I've written enough on this forum that you could probably piece together my entire life from it already, if you wanted to.

J Russell Tiger: Me love myself. Me create website. Then everyone think me sexy.

Pork Tigger: Me no like J Russell. Him have life. Me sit in parent's basement. Play video games all day. Me angry!

Blortis Monkey: Me have idea! Me post photos. Monkeys love photos, so monkeys love me!

X Monkey: Why Fizzer censor photos? Me love photos. :( Ooh, pretty photos. Ooh. Ooh!

Mustache Platypus: Me have sexy stats, at least, when you ignore my losses. If me can convince monkeys of that, monkeys love me!

Lion no appreciate monkeys. Talk talk talk. Me kill monkeys. Then me feast.

RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn, wrong account.

Why did you choose to write in these genres? Almost anyone who chooses to write an autobiography, at 30 no less, is a narcissist. After reading the story, nothing suggests he is a narcissist. Maybe thats because the story is all about you, you, you. Your narcissism upsets me, it seems to have eaten you alive.

Damn, wrong account.

What an idiot. How stupid do you have to be to do that?

As I lie in bed in the dark unable to sleep, I reach behind my pillow, pull out my hand mirror, and press the little red button that turns on the diamond-shaped lights around the mirror. The light momentarily overwhelms my eyes and I need a moment before they adjust. I gently stroke my well-trimmed mustache, out of habit more than anything, and brave the light to inspect my image in the mirror. I raise my left hand and use my ring finger and pinky to carefully comb my bangs back a bit, to give myself an unkempt yet partially groomed look. I have always been fascinated with the possibility of finding order in chaos. Next, I grab my glasses from the night stand and put them on the edge of my nose. I raise the mirror slightly above my hairline, lower my head downward and stare upwards at myself, as if imploring myself to do something. The persuasive effect of my eyes seemingly pulsating with energy from behind the frame of the glasses mesmerizes me. My eyes ooze mojo. Such virility! At that precise moment I have an epiphany: "I need more photos of my eyes staring over the rim of my glasses posted online! The world must see my powerful eyes pregnant with mystery and meaning emerge from behind my glasses!"

jrussellmikkelsen.com

Gui, you're still my favorite too.

Why did you choose to write in these genres? Almost anyone who chooses to write an autobiography, at 30 no less, is a narcissist. After reading the story, nothing suggests he is a narcissist. Maybe thats because the story is all about you, you, you. Your narcissism upsets me, it seems to have eaten you alive.

In my story, The Illusionist announces to the public that he is a god. He shouts it repeatedly until police show up and take him to a psychiatric hospital. To you, this does not indicate narcissism. But me writing stories about my personal experiences does.

You realize that I haven't written, or even attempted to write an autobiography, right? Are you trying to say that all people who write any form of creative non-fiction about their own lives are narcissists? 'Cause if you feel that way, then OK. That's pretty extreme but I can accept it.

I only read part one, and you are deflecting. It doesn't matter if there is someone in your life more narcissistic than you.

It's pretty extreme but you should accept that you are are very into yourself, and that it isnt healthy. Then you should do something about it, change yourself for the better.

Come on, Piggy. If you were as good-looking as Russell, you'd be a narcissist too.

x understands me.

x understands me.

Luckily you were being sarcastic there J Russel or it would have just been pathetic :)