But only when least convenient

Ability to tell peoples true intentions

But you live in Detroit

To have a sombrero

But you have to drop it and your taco on command

To watch hot sex whenever you want, which is always

But you live in Detroit But I already do?

But its only guy on guy

You can have a million dollars every day

But you live in Detroit But I already do?

But its only guy on guy

You can have a million dollars every day

In exchange for your loved ones' limbs, one at a time.

Super speed.

I don't love anyone

But only when you're sleeping

"But its only guy on guy"
Then it's not hot sex

To sing about Tetris and Russia as much as I want to

@Castle Bravo Shouldn't you have hung yourself by now?

@Prince of Felidia, but you have a terrible, squeaky, unstable, abhorrent singing voice

I choose the ability to send people I don't like to the US Virgin Islands :-)

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But dogs and cats are equal and people are freeish. Also, you die before you do it.

You can have sex whenever it rains

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How?

Shouldn't you have hung yourself by now?

After we restore the WEST then we'll hang ourselves.

You can have sex whenever it rains

But the whole world goes into a never-ending drought.

To be the world's most accurate shooter (with everything).

But you can't legally own a gun.


I choose the ability to summon anything and anyone.

But you grow in age five years each time.

To be able to teleport to other galaxies.

But only naked, and there are no life-sustaining planets aside from Earth.

To extract enough water to drink straight out of the air anytime I'm thirsty.

But it;s poisonous

To turn anything into a dog

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But your family becomes addicted to cats and felines

Able to survive in every hostile environment

BUt no environments are hostile

Can speak any language

But only in the wrong countries (i.e. Russian is the only language you can't speak in Russia, French is the only language you can't speak in France, etcetera).

The ability to contradict whatever you're about to say.