rich, cause I'm too much of a weakling

would you rather kill someone and get away without anybody noticing, or do nothing wrong while everyone thinks you have commited a murder?(just ignore your possible prison sentence)

Not a yes or no question, but would you rather is more fun anyway.

I'd rather actually murder someone. Because if my family and friends thought I murdered someone, they'd never speak to me again. But if I did it without them knowing, not only would they be none the wiser, but I could also kill someone who deserves to die. So I'd be doing the world a favor.

Would you give your life for a stranger?

Do you want to "ribbit" ?

No

Do you want to die?

Quite often.

Do you cuddle your pillow, crying heavily until you fall asleep every night?

No, when I shed tears, I get up, go to the bathroom, stare into the mirror, and whisper "Stop crying you pussy". Eventually it works.









If you had the chance to bring an end to Off Topic culture, or turn every Forum into Off Topic. Which would you choose?

No, I'd listen to (c)rap music with my African American friends, proud to be ghetto.

Is Belaroos better than Belgique?

No, tell me when there is a Belarusian Grand Prix or Belarustoffel Vandoornexttoradimirputinondamemes

Is Taggy a brazen sheer coala puppet?

Yes.

Are traps gay?

I don't allow discussion of TRAPS.

Do you want to "ribbit" ?

No, I hate ribbiting

Would you turn everyone into a fascist if it was possible :think:

No.

Would you like to be able to mute humans so you (and you specifically) could not hear them until you un-muted them?

Dear God, yes. I'd give my own leg for that ability. Especially since I have super sentitive hearing and everything hurts.

Would you prefer losing one arm over losing both legs?

Would you like to be able to mute humans so you (and you specifically) could not hear them until you un-muted them?

Dear god if this was possible.


One arm, within the next 5-10 years medicine should advance far enough to give me a really good prosthetic.


Paralyzed or Erectile Dysfunction?

Asexuality (tabby pls can I join FELIDAE)!

Mackarels or sardines or herrings?

Sardines

Do you hate (((Tabby Juggernaut))) who's apparently from Northern England?

Not really, he has reasonable arguments sometimes, and while he can be annoying at points, aren't we all annoying here in off topic? Buuuuuuuuuut... for curiosity's sake...





Would you rather see an end to Tabby posts, or Wally posts?

Which Tabby? There's two. Either way, Tabby's posts

Is DTJBtCCPFoWHRTT thicc?

No, cause you say he is

if you were stranded on an island and your cell phone could only call Tabby, would you use it?(note that he won't call for help)

No, I'd commit suicide.

Would you kick Tabby's ass without anything ever going wrong?