Next part, starting with kebab!

Fatih

Now Fatih, you were always asking how to not be considered "Kebab", anymore. Take lessons from Srbija!



Removed and FIXED!

Zenvue

I was originally going to edit your face in some way, but I realised that since you have a picture of yourself, it'd be too close to home so I just decided to make it a meme.



Umm... Fixed?

Cata Cauda

Now, your pic is illogical. Because I'm nice, I'm going to give you two options for solutions to that disastrous illogical profile picture. Take your pick :)



Fixed * 2 !

Genghis

Now your pic is very good, my Khan. However, I think that instead of having that idealistic body, you should be more true to yourself and show your real body in your profile picture. To help you out, I edited it in for you.



Mongol Fixed!

Commander Vimes

Now this next picture is nothing but the TRUTH. I had to hire a friend to make it for me though :)



Fixed, and Irish approved.

Lolicon love

Speaking of Irish, your pic definitely needs fixed. In fact, I'd modify every single pixel of it. Here's a modification.



Zingidy bong de-fixed!

Vengeance

idkwhatimdoingwithmylife.png



......fixed?

Electric_Kitten

Honestly: I did not want to do this one myself. I don't know how to deal with such Feline creatures, so with the money I already stole off of all of you goons who buy my work, I hired an employee who would make ones for me, occasionally. So, here is Chatulah's first piece of work ":-)"



Meow! :-)

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3) What can you all do to make this the first highlighted Off-topic forum thread to form a groundbreaking revolution?

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coming up next time:

Ox sees his biggest challenge yet! How can he fix the most Aryan person on the planet known as "zażółć gęślą jaźń" ?! (Totally didn't forget and am now editing this in last second btw). This, and more, coming up next time on...

idk what the show was called anymore, but this series has had 3 episodes kekeke

Edited 9/2/2016 21:47:18

Haha :D I knew it's hard to better the perfection but I'm sure you'll come up with something :))

Sigh of defeat

Hehe, now I'm feel better

Hehe, now I'm feel worse

Upvoted

Downvoted.

^
+1

thanks a lot ox I really wuv you.

This explains Loli's new pic. Saw that while ckecking mail and holy fuck my chair broke while I was laughing. Now I have a back pain because I'm sitting on a wooden bench. Thanks, Ox. Downvoted for rib damage :(

Ewww, I am criminal only because I am black? :(

Saw that while ckecking mail and holy fuck my chair broke while I was laughing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysteria

you've illness of the mind.

zażółć gęślą jaźń:

So what I saw first was that this girl was wearing too much makeup and too little clothes. Anowly the eyes looked very very bad. So nothing I could do about the eyes, I just covert them up under two eyepatches of your choice. And the front's lave, well, I just made it dirtier and a bit cut up, it's much better now. She has two cuts now, one on her front and one on her finger. Also you are smoking a Warlight cigar, as this means that Warlight is at the tip of your fingers. So now she doesn't have such an untrue front

http://imgh.us/za_2.jpg

1) yes
2) yes
3) yes
4) I'm trying

at least some people have abs

ooooooo

Wew thanks Жұқтыру <3

Alright ox fix mine

Squirtle is better.

Gimme a fix of your fix, boss

If you fix my pix it will be new pix.