Gen. Numbnuts himself admits he is evil. I am not evil. I am not good. I simply am.
I exist to bring about a revolution of our world, the final struggle of breaking out of our cocoon, revealing not an ugly bug, but a beautiful creature that will soar to new heights.
North Korea, The capital of Labor, Health, Hot Women, Public Sanitation, and Technology, became so great because of their great leader, Supreme Leader. Don't waste your lif- *cough* vote on an average corrupt pollution, use it on a great one. This ad was paid for by North Korea ... oh and we almost forgot, NORTH KOREA BEST KOREA, WARLIGHT BEST KOREA, USA BEST KOREA
How many times must I explain myself? My father is a martian, while my mother is human. I was born on this planet just like all of you. I am perfectly legal. You can ask my half-brother, who calls himself "The Man Who'd Buy Spain."
I'm gonna throw my hat into the ring for a giggle. If I get elected: Top notch banter becomes more common I hire strippers for everyone with wide varieties in age, gender and well anything you want. Oh, and I invite everyone who runs with me to a diplo or an FFA.