i would nuke your mum, shes big enough to qualify as a country
GET REKT

Sacre bleu, Chuck you are making our clan look like shit. Save your shit humor for when you I fuck the shit out of you.

#GETREKT
#UWOTM8
#THUGLIFE

Would you rather rape, I mean date a supermodel or porn star?

B, by a country mile.


Left or Right?

centre

apples or oranges?

Orange apples

Suns or moons on flags?

Stars on Planets

Halo or Mass Effect?

Pokemon obviously.

Lucario or Riolu?

Dragalge


White or Black?

Edited 1/18/2016 17:05:14

blue

red or yellow?

Edited 1/18/2016 17:19:26

Green

Did you ever do anything illegal? If yes, what?

yes i ate cake

mum or mom

Mom

what comes out of a butt?

mum is the grammatically correct shortened version of mother.

Windows or apple?

taking the last question, Apple is the dark side.

Android or apple?

Microsoft windows

Messi or Neymar?

Messi (we are talking about soccer right) ((or should i say Sport with Foot?))

... you have a button to delete all of death's alts?

(the "..." is a continuation from the title so it starts with "what If")

Edited 1/18/2016 22:06:26

Would totally blackmail death.

Would blackmailing death actually work?

No he's already dead

How many alts do you have and what are their names?

I have 3 accounts. You already know 1 so sit down and be happy.

Which is worst, scorpions or spiders?

Snakes, It always snakes. (no matter what is worst)

speaking of snakes, What If you were a snake?