Hey guys,

As you know, I don't usually do the sappy, emotional posts. But I thought I'd make an exception.

In February, I made the questionable but historic decision to purchase a Warlight clan with two friends: Pooncrew and Cumburper. This Saturday, their families and friends will cum together to watch them tie the knot.

I can't go cause I have stuff to do, but fear not: retired Poon Squad member Mr. Slippyfist (aka the Freight Train) will be the best man.

So please join me in offering a hearty cumgratulations to two of the best Warlight players alive! May their marriage be as long as a diplo game but as exciting as a 1 minute boot really time game, and may their love flourish like a Poon in spring!



Edited 10/29/2015 18:26:03

That's cool and all, but you picture is broken so I think I am missing out:(

Fixed!

off topic noob

May they have a long, rock-solid, and veiny marriage, filled with gooey love-juices!

Thanks Jude!!!! Beautfiul post queef just beautiful. I cant express how excited I am to spend the rest of my life with my beautiful cumbürper

Edited 10/29/2015 18:48:09

btw,congrats Pooncrew!(i mean it)

Wait, for real? Congratulations you two! Getting married is underrated, and rarely find such an eloquent blend of heartwarming and... wet... in a post.

Fuck you.

You have something against their marriage Genghis? If so speak now or forever hold your peace

I don't gaf about their marriage, they can have all the marriage benefits and all the limited Sexual relationship they want, but i am saying fuck you because
A. Nobody here is going to attend
B. You are spamming the forums
C. Did you even post this with their permission
D. This is probably a catfish
E. You and clan have broken forum rules and other such rules that are officially listed by fizzer.
F. You make sex puns 24/7 when you 1) never have a funny one 2) never time it at all 3) don't even make the word retain sensibility
G. You're just an overall asshole

You're quite so, an asshole. Stinking up the forums with your defecation.

Why would I make this up? Pooncrew gave me his permission anyway. Sorry for passing along well wishes to two great friends that most of you guys know. If you were getting married I'd wish you and your partner all the best. No need to be a dick

Moved to OT. This does not belong on the General Forum (IMO, not on the forums at all, but I digress).

What I don't understand is that you already mentioned this in the other thread about members of the month. Why create a separate thread when you were told there nobody cares? Clearly you are just spamming with this thread.

So next time I call out your spamming, don't deny it.

The two threads have nothing to do with each other. Sorry Pooncrew wants to recognize our outstanding member and I want to recognize the Warlight wedding of the century. Just because there's an interesting topic in the forum for once doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it.

OK, well now that we have determined it IS interesting, I look forward to these other interesting threads by you:

-What you are having for dinner.

-How many miles you ran today (and a map of the route).

-some cute cat pictures.

-a lost dog posting for all of us NOT in your neighborhood

Truth be told, if You're that much of an ass that you have to rain on someone's parade instead of just being happy for two great people, you're just immature. Seriously guys there's no need for the negativity.

Anyway, should be a "nice day for a poon wedding," as Billy Idol would say.

And also Chris I'm pretty sure a wedding (once in a lifetime) is not the same as any of those things (everyday occurrences). But like I said, the progression of this thread says a whole lot more about you than it does about me.

Seems like at least half the posters in this thread care enough. So looks like Chris Cum and Genghis are just asshats. Grow up, your not the king of the forums

You are correct, they are not the same scale. I hope they are happy.

That being said, this is the same BS mentality I see on Facebook (which is why I quit 4 months ago). Ask yourself if anybody will care about the content.

My guess is some might find the wedding mildly interesting. The problem is that you guys post so many things nobody care about (and have been told as much over and over), that everyone approaches your threads with a level of annoyance from the start. It is like the boy who cried wolf. maybe you have something noteworthy to post, maybe not. But you already ruined your credibility and now nobody wants to read your threads.

I'm just going to say congrats to you :)

(Because it's off-topic ofc ^^)