Xapy
I live in pomerania's capital, so I have some knowledge about it.
Have you got anything else to say?
You remind me of a Greek I once met; I showed him a map of the Axis occupation of Greece and he said something like "why you show me map stupid i know ellenikos istory perfects", also "what is istanbul? i think you mean constantinople, or sometimes it is called byzantia.". Greece in World War 2 according to him: "greece stopped very strong italian army, until german army came. greece stopped german army, but then these new zealanders failed their mission and germans got through."
Also, the stereotypic american when talking about history; some have lived in America all their life, but still sound super dumb. Well, it doesn't apply to Americans only.
Here is my last thing I say for now:
Danzig.