I want to bring some fun here. Tell jokes from your origin country and see what is the funniest. Here is an old romanian joke, from the communist period ''Some armed conflict happens at the border between the USSR and the Republic of China. Three Russian bombers and three Chinese military tanks fire at each other. The next day, the press announces the news:
TASS Agency – Russia: “Yesterday, while three of our little utilitarian planes were spraying the crops near the border with China, three huge Chinese military tanks fired at our planes.”
NEW CHINA Agency: “Yesterday, while three of our little tractors were working on the fields near the border with the USSR, three huge Russian bombers fired at our tractors.”
AGERPRESS Agency – Romania: “Yesterday, at the border between the USSR and China, there was a heated debate on farming issues!” ''
@MK: Truly an American joke because every other country knows how to pronounce Iran.
I expect others to take care of the American jokes, so here's some jokes from India, shamelessly stolen off Reddit and Quora:
An ant and an elephant are travelling on a bike, with the ant riding the bike, and elephant in pillion. They meet with an accident. Elephant is seriously injured, but the ant only has a few scratches. Why?
The ant was wearing a helmet.
The unconscious elephant is taken to the hospital. Ant goes along with it. After a while, when the ant is leaving the hospital, it feels a little giddy. Why?
The ant just donated blood.
2 men from Kerala get onto a bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears 1 of them say the following:
"Emma cums first. Den I cum. Den two asses cum together. I cum once-a-more! 2 asses, they cum together again. I cum again and pee twice.
Then I cum one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more and shouts "You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed Indian, in this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives- however extraordinary they are."
"Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. "Who talkin' about sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."
Interview in a Government Department under the handicap quota:
Interviewer: Are you handicapped?
Guy: Yeah, I lost my balls in a bomb blast.
Interviewer: Okay, you are selected! Working hours will be from 9am to 5pm. Make sure that you are here at 11am every day.
Puzzled, the guy asks: Why 11, when the timing is from 9?
Interviewer: Its a government job. First 2 hours we just sit around scratching our balls. What the fuck will you do?