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Jokes: 8/29/2015 17:30:07


DesertFox
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I want to bring some fun here. Tell jokes from your origin country and see what is the funniest.
Here is an old romanian joke, from the communist period
''Some armed conflict happens at the border between the USSR and the Republic of China. Three Russian bombers and three Chinese military tanks fire at each other. The next day, the press announces the news:

TASS Agency – Russia: “Yesterday, while three of our little utilitarian planes were spraying the crops near the border with China, three huge Chinese military tanks fired at our planes.”

NEW CHINA Agency: “Yesterday, while three of our little tractors were working on the fields near the border with the USSR, three huge Russian bombers fired at our tractors.”

AGERPRESS Agency – Romania: “Yesterday, at the border between the USSR and China, there was a heated debate on farming issues!” ''
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Tyrion Lannister
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LOL
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Cata Cauda
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5/10
Jokes: 8/29/2015 18:45:13


[WL] Colonel Harthacanute
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4/10...

Here's a worse joke:

Q. How many Jews does it take to open a door?
A. Definitely more than 6 million.
Jokes: 8/29/2015 18:48:48


Lolicon love
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here's a joke:
how many dead girls does it take to change a light bulb
not 5 anyway that's how much is in my basement and the thing still isn't fixed.
Jokes: 8/29/2015 18:50:12


[WL] Colonel Harthacanute
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Better Joke:

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
There’s gas in you’re shower,
Because you’re a Jew
Jokes: 8/29/2015 18:50:34


Cata Cauda
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0/10

Here another one:

Q. How many Colonels does it take to win a war?
A. 0 - The soldiers are fighting the war.

Edited 8/29/2015 18:51:14
Jokes: 8/29/2015 18:54:22


Lolicon love
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how about
I like my girls the way i like my wine
12 years old and locked in the basement.
Jokes: 8/29/2015 18:55:27


Cata Cauda
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how about
I like my girls the way i like my wine
12 years old and locked in the basement.

8/10
Jokes: 8/29/2015 19:06:18


prussianbleu
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Q. How did i get out of Iraq?


A. IRAN

*slaps knee*

Edited 8/29/2015 19:06:37
Jokes: 8/29/2015 19:10:55


Tyrion Lannister
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Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And get out of my way before I murder you and rape your wife and kids.
Jokes: 8/29/2015 19:21:58


Darth Darth Binks
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic.
So am I.
Jokes: 8/29/2015 19:23:25


Darth Darth Binks
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Q: Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympics team?

A: The ones who can run, jump, and swim are in the US.
Jokes: 8/29/2015 19:29:06


knyte 
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@MK: Truly an American joke because every other country knows how to pronounce Iran.

I expect others to take care of the American jokes, so here's some jokes from India, shamelessly stolen off Reddit and Quora:

An ant and an elephant are travelling on a bike, with the ant riding the bike, and elephant in pillion. They meet with an accident. Elephant is seriously injured, but the ant only has a few scratches. Why?

The ant was wearing a helmet.





The unconscious elephant is taken to the hospital. Ant goes along with it. After a while, when the ant is leaving the hospital, it feels a little giddy. Why?

The ant just donated blood.




2 men from Kerala get onto a bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears 1 of them say the following:

"Emma cums first. Den I cum. Den two asses cum together. I cum once-a-more! 2 asses, they cum together again. I cum again and pee twice.

Then I cum one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more and shouts "You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed Indian, in this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives- however extraordinary they are."

"Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. "Who talkin' about sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."




Interview in a Government Department under the handicap quota:

Interviewer: Are you handicapped?

Guy: Yeah, I lost my balls in a bomb blast.

Interviewer: Okay, you are selected! Working hours will be from 9am to 5pm. Make sure that you are here at 11am every day.

Puzzled, the guy asks: Why 11, when the timing is from 9?

Interviewer: Its a government job. First 2 hours we just sit around scratching our balls. What the fuck will you do?

Edited 8/29/2015 19:30:29
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Fc Bayern
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Jokes: 8/29/2015 19:49:17


Lolicon love
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I shower think that jew shouldn't make that joke I do nazi many people liking it but i gas you can't help it.

Edited 8/29/2015 19:51:59
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Cata Cauda
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OxTheAutist 
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

*Ba dum tss!*
Jokes: 8/29/2015 19:55:55


Lolicon love
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it was the perfect oppertunity to use my nazi puns i HAD to.
Jokes: 8/29/2015 19:57:22


Fc Bayern
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i really like Hitler jokes ^^





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Cata Cauda
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Tyrion Lannister
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I did nazi that coming!
Anne Frankley, I don't care.
Jokes: 8/29/2015 20:13:58


Lolicon love
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aww that's a good one why didn't i think of that pun.
Jokes: 8/29/2015 20:22:00


Tyrion Lannister
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic.
So am I.


You stole that from What About Bob.
Jokes: 8/29/2015 21:39:06


Fc Bayern
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Jokes: 8/29/2015 21:40:39


Cata Cauda
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Hitler jokes grow old over the time...
Jokes: 8/29/2015 21:47:47


Fc Bayern
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The last joke today ^^

Jokes: 8/29/2015 21:51:44


Cata Cauda
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...
Jokes: 8/29/2015 21:52:59


Cata Cauda
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+ Today is over in 7 minutes, so ya...

Edited 8/29/2015 21:53:10
Jokes: 8/29/2015 21:58:48


Darth Darth Binks
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I condone humour of all kinds, even dark humour. So if I ever go too far, just say so, and I will ignore you respectfully.


Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.
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